\'Carole touched my willy\' (News article)
 

From The Sun

SHE might claim to be like a mother to Ziggy, but it doesn’t stop Carole from making saucy suggestions about the hunk.

Turning to Gerry in the early hours of this morning, she told the Greek: “We’ve already had a session tonight.”

Naughty Zig replied: "Yeah, she was rubbing my willy..."

But if Carole has any ideas about getting together with the boy-bander, she might be disappointed.

Looking at ex-love Chanelle’s picture last night, he said that her profile picture didn’t do her justice as she is "so much more beautiful than that."

Tricky Dicky says :yuk:

"From The Sun"

I stopped reading after that.

Soon to be a major motion picture...

It's Ziggy.

Who hasn't?

real intelligent... :bored:

T'was pretty damn funny actually I thought.

but really not that intelligent

Did it have to be intelligent? It was a witty statement , not a ****ing IQ test.

This woman refused, so you are in fact incorrect! :joker:

LMFAO.
exactly.
everyone knows Ziggy's history for being a bit of a man*****.
And that's an understatement.

ROFL @ Mrluvaluva

Then don't quote my post with some dumbass comment

...and Chanelle is ohhh so different... :nono:

Thats hardly makes an ounce of sense.

Scratch a victory for the good ship Stu.

Uh.. Duh?
She's had like.. only six ex-lovers?
None were famous, and she's hardly throwing herself at men now she's out of the house.
Then again she could have most men she wanted.
Unlike Ziggy, who seems to only get whatever will have him.

Like Richard Newman said last night on BBBM.
'Ziggy is one of ****ing ugliest men ever to appear on TV'
or something..

Hardly. You QUOTED my post about not being intelligent and then started to cry that it wasn't an IQ test. If it isn't, then don't quote my post and refer to it. Simple...even for you.

I win.

Jeez. I don't know you lot. Arguing over Ziggys willy. Lol

She's only 19 you fool. I would call that promiscuous. (you may need to look that word up)

Your a Ziggy obsessive , either way , your doomed to lose in life.

You said his comment was not smart. I said it did not need to be , it was just a funny comment.

Your problem? Or is it natural for you to be this dimwitted?!

That's all you can say, huh? My victory is complete. Thank you.

Read it again. I added a little more. Just for you sweet cheeks.

Uhmm.
Excuse me.
Actually..
:)
I think you lost ^_^

I'm not sure I can take anyone seriously who is adamant about the importance of maturity yet says, "I win"

Are you just pulling strings here to get people to 'argue'? If so, touché, some fantastic irony going on there.

Ding! Ding!

Who dares step in the ring with Stu? I lay the verbal smackdown baby!!!

[Read: The differemce is that when I say I win , im taking the piss]

A lyrical gangster! :joker: