Brian's food for thought


From The Sun

THE house’s weekly shopping list again caused a row, with Brian and Ziggy angry over Carole’s controlling attitude.

Brian was peeved after Carole told him he could write the list following last week’s argument — but was then forced to sit out again as the house mum and Amanda ordered healthy veg.

Brian whinged to Ziggy: “I’ve waited ten weeks for this. I want stir-fry, fried breakfast, kebabs and macaroni cheese.”

Ziggy yelled at Carole: “We are all too scared of getting told off by someone to do what we want.”

Tearful Carole exclaimed: “All I’ve tried to do is feed people well.”


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