Liam spies Jonty's manhood


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Liam saw a little more of Jonty than he expected to last night, when the museum assistant inadvertently flashed him.

The tree surgeon came eye to eye with Jonty's appendage after they had both showered together following a dip in the pool.

"I've just seen something I wish I hadn't," Liam told the housemates in the bedroom. "Jonty's willy."

Jonty, who was unconcerned about his increased exposure, asked Liam what the best bit was.

"That it was there", replied Liam, slowly.

Jonty then asked about him about the negative aspects.

"That it let off a putrid smell, and was green to a tinge," Liam replied.

"But apart from that?" asked Jonty.

"Apart from that? I suppose apart from that, it was a bloody good penis, mate," said Liam.


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