Helenisms
 

Quite a few Helenisms have already been mentioned but I haven't seen these:
"Dove's a bird, ain't it?"
"Is the capital of America Washington?"
"Do you think I'm a posh bird if I do this?"
and
"I like a good mouthful."
My favourites are
"It's not as big, it's smaller."
and when Dean was playing 'The Look of Love', she asked
"Is that one of your songs, Dean?"
Wicked!

Oh my God...:hello:

Helen to Brian: 'Have you ever been on a plane that's crashed?'

Helen: 'Can you play the Vengaboys Are Coming?'
Dean: 'No'

After listening to Helen chatter on chirpily about her hectic hairdressing/dancing schedule for several minutes whilst washing up together..

Paul: Do you run on batteries?

Helen: (looking totally baffled) battrys?

or

Helen: Does the Queen have blue blood?

Helen: We don't have stalkers in Wales