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Carole\'s sex education class (News article)
From The Sun
SEXUAL health worker Carole gave the housemates a real education last night - in CONDOMS. The 53-year old has been threatening housemates with enlightenment since she entered the house, and last night, Ziggy decided it was time. The ex-boybander said: "You've been talking about giving us a lesson on condoms, Carole, tell us all you know." The protester then passed around a banana flavoured condom for housemates to have a look at and smell. Ziggy seemed impressed with the unusual choice and said to pal Liam: "Mmmmm smell that, smell that banana bruv." Carole then moved on to telling HMs about how to use a condom. She said: "You have to get rid of the air when you're putting on a condom, and don't use it if it has any holes in it." She added: "Women often put a condom on a man as it adds enjoyment to a relationship. And sometimes men don't know how to put them on. They think they do, but they don't." The mum of the house then asked twins Sam and Amanda: "And what should you never put on condoms?" When the twins looked baffled, Carole advised them to never put vaseline or massage oils on a rubber. Liam, 22, then got cheeky asking Ziggy, 26: "Do you ride bareback?" An offended Zig replied: "No man don't be disgusting, anyway it's been a while." Brian agreed saying: "I haven't had sex since November, I think I'm a virgin again." And tree surgeon Liam rounded up by stressing the importance of using protection to the group. He told housemates: "You've gotta use condoms man, I canny stress it enough." Manda then changed the conversation after exclaiming: "I'm having a cringe moment!" So were we, Manda, so were we! Article |
Awwwww i loved carole
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Haha :D loved it
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ATTENTION CLASS! I define sexy! keep that in your head! You must think of me as sexy from now on |
Eeaw, I've seen that picture enough! EEAW! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!
Speaking of banans : :banana: |
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urm, well she has nice ankles at least.. |
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