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Santa\'s sleigh hit by bluetongue
Santa will not be visiting this year, due to Blue Tongue
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Santa isn't real! :tongue:
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Oh no!!! Santa isnt coming :bawling:
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I saw him last year! He was all like "ho ho ho!" And I said "heya Santa Baby!" =D |
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Santa is real, I know it, it's a matter of fact !
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But he ain't coming to the UK, due to Bluetonge, so no coal in socks either.
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NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Santa is real!! Apparently, when he's not being santa, he spends his time fishing, sitting on his bum moaning at the tv, reading a paper, whilst watching TV at the same time.. so when you turn over he says "I was watching that" Oh really !!! He also on the odd occasion's picks his nose and plays with it... sounds a lot like my dad really!
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Your dad should audition for BB9 .........:bigsmile: |
Remember to tell the little darlings that when Santa does not arrive and they have empty stockings on Christmas day, "Do you think the world owes you a living you wretched..."
Sorry wrong tape there Tell them it was nothing they did wrong, but it was due to animal movement restrictions due to Bluetongue, which was brougt over by midges as a result of global warming and climate change. Wow you can blame anything on GCC these days :thumbs: |
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