The Future of Nursery Rhymes
 

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

The structure of the wall was incorrect

So he won a grand with Claims Direct.







It's Raining, It's Pouring.

Oh s*it, it's Global Warming.





Mary had a little lamb

her father shot it dead.

Now it goes to school with her

between two chunks of bread.







Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.

Said Simple Simon to the pie man

"What have u got there?"

Said the pie man unto Simon

Pies you d***head.







Mary had a little lamb

it ran into a pylon.

10,000 volts went up its a*se

and turned its wool to nylon.







Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie

kissed the girls and made them cry.

When the boys came out to play

he kissed them too cause he was gay.







Jack and Jill

Went up the hill

And planned to do some kissing.

Jack made a pass

and grabbed her ass

Now two of his teeth are missing.







Mary had a little lamb

Its fleece was white and wispy.

Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease

And now it's black and crispy.

lmao.I shouldnt laugh but the last one is funny ha ha

Hahaha hilarious.

Have you seen ricky gervais sketch on nursery rhymes?



some strong language etc

Pretty funny :thumbs:

haha, i like the global warming one!

Maybe we should have a competition? Who can write the funniest one?

Didn't you post that same response a few hours ago.:whistle:

Sssshhh!!!!

OK. I'll keep schtum.

I know it will be hard for you but please do. :tongue:

Having trouble drumming up members for your game?

I never see you getting involved with anything.

simple simon! lol