Random Text Messages
 

OK, I've just been sent one from my friend Ash, who's on his way up to an Oxford University interview, which says:

"I'm in KFC at a motorway service. Derek Acorah is ordering 2m away :P"

What's the most random text message in your inbox? Or one you've ever received?

Oh I have a good few but they best one was .....

"Wanna have a smarties party round my gaf, we can bring Elton along"

Somebody sent it to my phone by mistake and I read it during a exam and burst out laughing.

LMAO!

My weirdest of all time was from an unknown number, but it said:

"Meg, I've forgotten the Vagisil. Can you get me some from the Chemist's? Cheers, Sal xx"

cant say ive had ramdon ones like that, i get some at chrsitmas and new year saying happy christmas from the wrong people but thats it

Mine wasnt a text message but a voice message one christmas day years ago. It was from a very sorry man who was obviously begging for forgiveness. He said 'I wont contact you again unless you call back". So some pore sod was waiting for his other half to call back but they couldnt have got the message as I had it.

I couldnt return the call either as it was let when my phone was turned off

I delete my texts everyday so don't keep the good ones... looking through the ones I got today, I have:

"That lager I put in the freezer exploded!"
"Explain this bone!"
"*jingles accessories* Oh yes!"
"Tiny two minge morphing time!!"

So yes... I get many random text messages every day of my life, haha. I love my friends.

Aww.

I love it when text messages get sent to your home phone, and the BT womand reads it out!

My friend sent me a text during 'Im a Celeb....

'Is biggins gay?'


And today when i was at home and she was at school

'Where r u? I'm in german lol.'


and a text during X Factor

'I hate Hope! Like their song tho!'


and i have had voice messages of people breathing down the phone lol.

I got one a couple of months ago that was from some bloke named Greg from some random Estate Agents asking what my final offer for a 3 bedroom semi-terrace in some place I'd never heard of.

Ages ago I got one saying: This is Terry from the pub, stop calling my daughter!

The most random I've ever got was;

"I'm scared, watching Shrek."

Bare in mind it was like 2am.

My last one was today from a friend..
'Chris put peanuts down my top in school today! I'm not impressed, tell him off'

:tongue:

erm i dunno,dont have many random ones tbh....erm
'im fine thanx it was brill!we seen celine dion in a limo scranning a kfc mega bucket'
oh i just looked in my outbox and found this drunken random text i sent to my bf last week lol.
'hey,big knockers ere wishin u a very happy 29th of november,have a fantastic day!'
im such a looser lol:shocked:

Mine Is This..

Hey darling..

Last Night Was Great..

Youre really Good..

Luv

Tiff..

And i was like

Whatt??

She sent it to the wrong number lmao

i just burst ou laughing

the most random text i ever received..

"WE NEED HELICOPTER SHOES!"

This just in,

"Ur crap, we will go out wen ur back, we wil get u a sexy santa suit! x"

the most random email I have ever got is an annonamus person sent me is the YMCA song [cristopher style]!

I got one send to me by accident telling me about their plans to go to Benidorm for their 40th...

My sister sent me one a while ago saying

Wow, we're actually just like same difference, they do air grabs and everything!

Posting_Spice - an email is not a text message.. :tongue:

I have ones at New Year and Christmas.. but non really...
I had one on ma house phone once..
and it was that weird women on phone lol!
It sed ' Are . you . comin . to . da .weddin'
Was sooo funny!
I listened ova and ova agen lol!!

Mine was this night from a friend:

"Remy, are you sleeping ? Because I am...this is awesome mate !"

It was at 3am and I was like "what the hell is going on ? Of course I'm sleeping !!!"

I got a phonecall a while back at something like 1am, and it was the voice of this child who was whispering

"Daddy? Daddy? Have you got the Maltesers yet?"

Very scary. But my friends have had it too, so it's inevitably someone prank calling us.

never mind...