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Shaun 15-12-2007 10:41 PM

Shaun\'s Topical Barometer
 
As many members may have noticed, I'm a miserable old bugger. So, perhaps every week or less, I'm going to make a Topical Barometer aimed at various little annoyances and pleasures that cross my path :tongue: The majority of these will be aimed at the media. Edit - I'm also going to use all of my strength to find the little things that please me; be it a new television programme, song, advertising campaign or random little fact of life.

[Note - Wasn't sure where to put this, so settled on the Interactive Archive. Also, feel free to comment on these on whether they annoy/please you too, or if you disagree!

Note#2 - There is a stronger focus on the negative here, as the original intention of this was to have a Weekly Rant.]

ukturtle
DAMN GIRL.


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plates of things that aren't beans
admirable


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Palau
can't say I give a damn about this pathetic country


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ass
just not pleasant at all

Sticks 16-12-2007 05:32 AM

I would say this should be in General Chat.

Shaun 05-06-2011 02:59 AM

I would say suck my dick

King Gizzard 05-06-2011 03:00 AM

HAHHAHAHAHA AHAH AH AHA HA AHA HA AHA

ha

Stu 05-06-2011 03:01 AM

:joker: :joker: :joker: :joker:

Fridge still had a good three years of life left.

Shaun 05-06-2011 03:05 AM

I've spent 3 years, 5 months and 20 days trying to come up with the perfect answer to his cruel putdown

LemonJam 05-06-2011 03:05 AM

i'm actually crying pmsfl

Locke. 05-06-2011 03:06 AM

:joker:

Stu 05-06-2011 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 4290275)
I've spent 3 years, 5 months and 20 days trying to come up with the perfect answer to his cruel putdown

And the best you could manage was to tell him go down on you. If he does it'll forever be commemorated in monochrome Mini DV footage set to the tune of Thus Spoke Zarathustra.

Z 05-06-2011 03:15 AM

:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

Jords 05-06-2011 03:17 AM

:laugh3:

arista 14-07-2011 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 4290260)
I would say suck my dick


Spiffing

Stu 14-07-2011 12:53 PM

This bump really excited me and then it's just Arista.

arista 14-07-2011 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stu (Post 4373123)
This bump really excited me and then it's just Arista.



Thats Life.




Feel The Force

Ramsay 14-07-2011 02:55 PM

thats hilarious :joker::joker:

GypsyGoth 14-07-2011 02:55 PM

:laugh2:

arista 14-07-2011 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karl (Post 4373263)
thats hilarious :joker::joker:


A Happy Customer
for Shaun's Dick!

arista 14-07-2011 03:55 PM

Arista 's (s Topical Barometer
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Love and Understanding
Keep It Real
Siberian Ginseng 500mg keeps you Rock Hard all night.

Marc 14-07-2011 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 4290260)
I would say suck my dick

ROFL! :laugh2:

Harry! 14-07-2011 04:06 PM

There's a country called Palau?

Shaun 14-07-2011 04:21 PM

yeah, it's one of the tiny island countries in the Pacific, north-east of Australia (there's loads of silly names around there - my favourite is Kiribati)

arista 14-07-2011 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harry! (Post 4373371)
There's a country called Palau?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palau


Harry do a search first.


Lazy kids today.

Harry! 14-07-2011 04:59 PM

Arista I did do a search before posting that. I was a little confused as I had never head it before. It was also intended as a joke.

-Hates it when people always kill my jokes-


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