Favorite quotes from movies, books and tv shows.
 

What are some of your favorite quotes from movies, books and tv shows? :thumbs:

Brian BB8
"Who's Shakespere"
LOL

Charley BB8
"Im Not Being Funny"
LMAO!!

Science BB6
"EEZZZZZZZE WAAARRGGWWWAANN BIG BROTHER"
It Was VERY Funny!

Kemal BB6
"Come On Headscarf, Don't Let Me Down Bitch"
I Cried With Laughter For AGES!!!!!!!

Craig BB6
"Men Know What Men Like"
Got Me Crying Of Laughter!

Samanda BB8
"Chicken Mushroom Apple Crumble"
"Yeah"
"Why"
"These Hats Make Us Sycopathic"

Michelle BB5
"Chicken"

For me, they are all from Nip/Tuck:

'Ever notice how "monogamy" rhymes with "monotony"?'

'You're a bitch. Maybe, but at least I'm not yours'

'He's just grumpy this morning because the only whale he's seen this morning is between the sheets'

'Sweetheart, you are 2 hours late. If you were a pizza I would get you for free.'

'im whililmina slater i dont get wet'

Anything from Little Britain or The Catherine Tate Show are brilliant quotes.

Even Davinur will be flickin hur bean


i just wish we could make a cake made out of rainbows and everyone would be happy like middle school

She doesnt even go here!

Pmsl Billy love that bit on Mean Girls. :laugh2:

LOL its funny and:

Its Karen Smith here, and theres a .... 30 per cent chance that its already raining

Yeah I love that one ! :hugesmile:

Hollyoaks
Carmel: "My friends pregnant with a baby, and she having a problem."
Darren: "What? She doesn't know who the father is?"
Carmel: "Of course she does. It's hers, silly!"

Friday Night Project (With Billi Piper)
Alan: "Look who's going up Billi, it's Muttyer (Sugababes Mutya)."
Billi: "[Laughing] Mutya?!"
Alan: "No, it's not a type of dog food, its the minging looking one from the Sugababes"
Billi: "[Still laughing] Oh Muttyer's coming after you...."
Alan: "Oh I know....the raving dog..."

LOL I love that one !!! "Silly" haha :laugh2:

Peter: "Lois, are you pregnant?"
Lois: "No."
[Peter pushes her down the stairs]

i agree with billys there hilarious lol oh and from mean girls i love
'i saw cady heron wearing track pants and flip flops,so i bought track pants and flip flops`
lmao
(btw ive seen that film about 50 times and im still not sure if thats her last name!)

One time she punched me t eh face, IT WAS AWSOME

Mean Girls is awesome. Not the best movie of the contury but it's pretty funny, full of funny quotes.

Yo Yo Yo!
All you sucka MCs ain't got nothin' on me!
On my grades, on my lines you can't touch Kevin G!
I'm a mathlete, I'm a nerd,
But forget what you heard I'm like James Bond the third,
Sh-sh-sh-shaken not stirred - I'm Kevin Gnapoor!

The G's silent when I sneak through your door.
And make love to your woman on the bathroom floor.
I don't play it like Shaggy, you'll know it was me.
Cause the next time you see her she'll be like 'OOH! KEVIN G!'

PMSL!

LMFAOOOOOOO

Yogurt Tops

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

lol mean girls rules!!!

"I have a fifth sence...
My Breasts can always tell when it's going to rain...
Well they can tell when it's raining!!"

Another one is

"Jumbo!!!"

And Another

"Girls who eat their feelings"

And another lol...

"Can i get you girls anything? Snacks? Condom?"

:laugh2:

robot wars:
'you use to be charming when you first came here now your horrible!'
'superbunny!'
'have you got a sremeck...'
'rust in peace'
'spin to win'
''the quietness has suddenly gone from the mortis team'
'let the wars begin!'
'3 2 1 activate'
'cease'

and the best to last...

'SUMO!'