Favourite BB2 Quotes
 

What are your favourite quotes and saying from Big Big Brother 2? Reply to this message with yours. May I ask that Helenisms be posted in the other section!

Thanks

Mark :spin:

[Edited on 12-3-2001 by Mark]

One of my (many) favourite quotes was by Dean after the 'Paddy' task when he said ''How frustrating, unrewarding, disappointing and horrible." closely followed by "I want the person who thought up this task to be in the studio so I can poke him in the eye". :laugh:

Brian's famous 'He looks like a gay dog!' is still one of my favourites. :grin:

I quite liked it when Naz and Brian were in the bed room and Naz had just found out she was up for nomination.
Brian: 'Ok, this week you've got to be...NICE!!'

So many:

Naz - "Those two are obsessed with each other" (talking about P & H)

Dean - "Look what the fu**ers have got us wearing" (Drum kit task, I think)

Paul - "Wicked, cool, double cool, chill your boots........"

Liz - "Are they on the radio?" (talking about Ant & Dec)

Brian - "Look in the mirror" (his four words to Bubble!)

:hello: :laugh: :dazzler:

Dean talking to Brian and Helen while making drinking chocolate with whipped cream on top (umm lush).
'Will you let me make it or do I have to kill you?'

Paul saying to Helen

'It takes two to tango, and we're both tangoing.'

When Brian, Dean and Paul are standing on the table in the garden and Brian is shouting over the fence.

'Is there anybody there? It looks like TV but it's not. They make us smile for bread and water. My name's not even Brian. I'm just an actor.'


I can't remember what Brian said his name was. Was it Simon?

Helen (referring to her washing) - "Bubble, did you take my knickers down?"

Bubble - "No, but I would given half the chance" :laugh::laugh:

I have this on video and still makes me laugh. Bubble's face looks so cheeky!! :laugh:

Hi LEE - Brian said "My name's Simon - Simon O'Docherty". :laugh::laugh:

Another fave, from the 3 in the bathtub - Amma, Liz & Helen shouting 'Paaauuulllllll. Then Ammas' 'We want to do things to you that haven't been done for aaaaaages.'!!

OOH - that last post from 'Anonymous' was actually from me!! :conf::conf:

I didn't realise I wasn't logged in when I made the post - didn't know you could do that!! :spin2: (Did you, Mark???)

Thanks Kaz,

I will change it now.... I had set it up originally, but when I added BB quotes I forgot to add it there!

Thanks

Mark

A rather rude one which always makes me laugh

Brian to Paul: Would you sleep with Tony Blair for a million quid?
Paul: No, I wouldn't
Brian:I'd s*** a dog for a million quid

It was the expression of horror on everyone's face which cracked me up!

Bubble to Penny when she was upset after the argument with Stuart:

"Come on, smile ...... think of me naked!"

Well, it made Penny smile. :laugh:
:spin2:


[Edited on 12-9-2001 by Kaz]

" crappy cuts - she works in a place like that"

LOL

:elephant::elephant::elephant::elephant:

Mark

For just £2.99 you can buy the BB quote book!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/...420495-0042241

A few I picked up from that site which I hadn't heard

'I look like a transvestite killer Apache scout.' - Dean

'The embryos of Satan are developing as we speak' Brian

LOL

Mark :noel:

A few more:

Stuart: 'I am completely offended by that remark
Brian: Who's the bitch in the kitchen - oh, it's Josh
Helen: Do you think anyone in here knows the meaning of the word 'stuff'?
Paul: Do you feel relaxed? Not worried about stuff?
Naz: Those two are obsessed with each other
Elizabeth: D'you know what I mean?
Amma: Paaaaaul - We wanna do things to you that haven't been done for aaages

:santa::frosty::rudolph:

It still makes me smile when I think of the Naz and Helen argument.

Helen's face when she;s saying 'I could smah her one!!' is a classic. :santa:

Oh yeh, I loved this bit and couldnt stop laughing, even my Dad laughed and he didnt really like BB; well, he just liked the evictions!:spin2::laugh: