Welsh film industry receives a welcome boost
 

Taken from our monthly firm's magazine - which states that as Catherine ZJ is established in Hollywood the welsh film industry is to received additional funding to remake, with a welsh flavour, such films as -

Nine and a half leeks
Trefforest Gump
Cwmando
The Lost Boyos
An American Werewolf in Powys
Huw Dares Gwynneth
Dai Hard
The Wizard of Oswestry
Cool Hand Look-You
Sheepless in Seattle
Haverfordwest was Won
Austin Powys
The Magnificent Severn
Independence Dai
The Llainfair etc that time forgot
The Bridge on the River Wye
etc.

Apologises to Helen, but I found them quite funny. Must be my sense of humour.