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cujo-man 11-02-2008 05:45 PM

Burnage thread!
 
Thread for witty insults. Heres mine for today:

You're so poor that when the burgalar came to rob your house he left money!

KKBL 11-02-2008 05:48 PM

your mamas soo fat she falls of both sides of the bed

cujo-man 11-02-2008 05:48 PM

Your mum is so fat, that when she wears a red coat people think shes a planet!

cujo-man 11-02-2008 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by *Cathal*
your mamas soo fat she falls of both sides of the bed
Wahey!

Nice one!

Xander 11-02-2008 05:49 PM

I think this thread is too insulting and could offend people (e.g me)

Spike 11-02-2008 05:49 PM

Good idea for a thread

cujo-man 11-02-2008 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Xander
I think this thread is too insulting and could offend people (e.g me)
Ehhhh . . .

cujo-man 11-02-2008 05:57 PM

Your mum is ugly


















































































Very ugly.

Callum 11-02-2008 06:00 PM

CUJO-MAN THINK BEFORE YOU POST THREADS!!

Stu 11-02-2008 06:00 PM

Come get me...

Stu 11-02-2008 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Callum
CUJO-MAN THINK BEFORE YOU POST THREADS!!
Why? Whats wrong with it? Its certainly more interesting than all the silly little games being posted here.

A free dumping ground where we can vent our anger at one another and keep it to one thread.

Magic 11-02-2008 06:03 PM

I love this! They are so un insulting, they are insulting.

I'll think of some later!

Edit -

I saw you kicking a can down a street, and said what you doing, you said, moving house.

I went to your house, stupped out a cigarette but, and your mum said, who turned off the heating!

*Bu-Dum-Dum-Chh* I'm here all week!

Stu 11-02-2008 06:10 PM

These are not burns! They are silly phrases found all over the internet! Plant a brain and grow some ****ing wit!

[Hey I like that one!]

Magic 11-02-2008 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Morpheus
These are not burns! They are silly phrases found all over the internet! Plant a brain and grow some ****ing wit!

[Hey I like that one!]
Rip me apart!
I'll try and think of some real ones.

MarkWaldorf 11-02-2008 06:45 PM

These may be pretty offensive to some people.

Magic 11-02-2008 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MarkChap©
These may be pretty offensive to some people.
I dunno, I dont take any of them seriously. Who would to be honest?

MarkWaldorf 11-02-2008 06:51 PM

Well one person in this thread has stated it could offend him.

Magic 11-02-2008 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MarkChap©
Well one person in this thread has stated it could offend him.
But if you were arguing, who would use these as a insult?
lol

Captain.Remy 11-02-2008 07:01 PM

Quote:

Message original : Magic
Quote:

Originally posted by MarkChap©
Well one person in this thread has stated it could offend him.
But if you were arguing, who would use these as a insult?
lol
I learnt many things in this thread, I may use it if someone annoys me in English.

We learn so many things on TIBB it's i.n.c.r.e.d.i.b.l.e. :bigsmile:

Stu 11-02-2008 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MarkChap©
Well one person in this thread has stated it could offend him.
Then that one person could stay off the thread. Simple solution to a simple problem. Leave the rest of us have our fun little game of insults.

*mazedsalv** 11-02-2008 07:29 PM

Your mums so thick that she got hit by a parked car!

Your mums so fat that when she jumped in the sea, the fishes all sang "We are family!"

Stu 11-02-2008 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by *mazedsalv**
Your mums so thick that she got hit by a parked car!

Your mums so fat that when she jumped in the sea, the fishes all sang "We are family!"
Your mums so ****ing stupid she hooked up with your dad and spawned you and your silly little posts.

Magic 11-02-2008 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Morpheus

Your mums so ****ing stupid she hooked up with your dad and spawned you and your silly little posts.
Why are you so up yourself?
Need a cigarette? Well get off here and get your head our your ass.

I'm off. I'll respond tommorow.

Jokes

Stu 11-02-2008 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Magic
Quote:

Originally posted by Morpheus

Your mums so ****ing stupid she hooked up with your dad and spawned you and your silly little posts.
Why are you so up yourself?
Need a cigarette? Well get off here and get your head our your ass.

I'm off. I'll respond tommorow.

Jokes
Its an insult thread. What the **** do you expect? Arent you getting enough attention? Run along and play. In front of traffic.

Magic 11-02-2008 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Morpheus
Quote:

Originally posted by Magic
Quote:

Originally posted by Morpheus

Your mums so ****ing stupid she hooked up with your dad and spawned you and your silly little posts.
Why are you so up yourself?
Need a cigarette? Well get off here and get your head our your ass.

I'm off. I'll respond tommorow.

Jokes
Its an insult thread. What the **** do you expect? Arent you getting enough attention? Run along and play. In front of traffic.
Was that a serious insult? :rolleyes:


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