Sicko\'s sex with a Henry hoover
 

A HOSPITAL builder has been sacked after being caught having sex with a Henry the hoover.

The Polish contractor – who was supposed to be locking up the site – was found naked and on his knees with the smiling cleaner in the staff canteen.
A horrified security guard at Great Ormond Street Children’s Hospital told him to “clean himself and the hoover” before kicking him out.

The shameless builder later told bosses he was vacuuming his underwear – “a common practice in Poland”.

His firm were refurbishing admin offices 100 yards from the hospital in central London.

An insider said: “The guard who found him said he was groaning louder than the hoover.”

HG Construction, based in Hitchin, Herts, said: “That behaviour is not acceptable, though it gave a few people a laugh.”

Comic Russell Brand, 32, has also admitted to a session with a vacuum when he was 14.

He said: “I saw Henry sat there, he was looking at me. Now whenever I hear that name, I have a guilty little smile.”

Last year Chris Donald admitted bonking CARS in the West Country, and Karl Watkins used to romp with PAVEMENTS in Redditch, Worcs.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...icle868092.ece

lmao!

I wonder if Henry made the first move?

I see the Hoover kept its smile throughout. It must have liked it.

:S

wtf ewww!

how????? someone please tell me! thats just SICK!

Lol, i always knew there was more to henry than meets the eye.

Honestly Polish people, they come into our country and now they think they can get jiggy with henry!

Coming over here and abusing our hoovers.........lol

Yeah it sucks don't it?:tongue:

LOL!

lmaooo.

Loool gotta be Henry! x

He is quite attractive loool im joking x

Someone in school regularly did this with his hoover and thought it was normal. When he admitted it he got laughed at for months :laugh::joker:

When I was at achool one of my mates did something similar with an a orange.

:shocked::conf2:

ewwwwww! thats D.I.S.C.U.S.T.I.N.G!

I girl done this in high school. Classy.

ROFL PMSL LOL:laugh:

LMAO!
Just after reading this story I was going to my toilet and as I stepped out my room theres a HENRY staring right back at me with my flatmate stood on top of it!!