Funny things you thourght when you was a kid!
 

Please post your strange kid thoughts here, For a start I thorught a OAP was a fish in the f&c shop!

I thought that the reason old photos are in black and white was that the whole world used to be black and white! :shocked:

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I thought that if you pulled a funny face and the wind changed then your face would stay like that

(aint parents cruel)

I still cand get my head round black and white as it loos so strange without colour!:colour:

Lmao, that's what my mum told me to!!

Ha ha ha..... I say that to my children too but they just laugh

Plus, when asked whats for dinner my mum would say "stewed bugs and onions" to stop me constantly asking each night

What about Santa and the Tooth Fairy...

I used to think that babys would pop out of youre belly buttons and i used to think that everytime i brushed my teeth a star would be at the back of my throat (My mum used to tell me that there was a star there to show that my teeth had been cleaned well lol) x

I have mever heard of them befor.

I used to think when your Mum gave birth the baby ripped through their stomach :conf2: lol

My anty told me tht if I was lying to her I would have green devils in my eyes!

I thought babys were born through the belly by the belly button haha which obvs aint true.

Lol thats what encouraged me to brush my teeth because i wanted a star in my mouth loool and i used to look for it in the mirror all the time but she said that only mums could see it x

My mum would always say that there's fairies up the chimney, when Christmas is approaching, to check if we're being good for Santa Claus.

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My Grandad still says that too me lol x

At Christmas, I used to make 'Santa' put all the presents in the back of the car coz i was scared of a man coming in my house lol x

I got told when it was raining, the faries were having a shower, and when it was thuundering it was god moving his furniture.

I got told that its bad luck if you drop a glove and you pick it up yourself, and that if you thank someone for blessing you when you've sneezed it kills a fairy/brings the devil (I got told both depending on how good I was being)

Too much TV gives you square eyes!

If I ate an apple seed it would grow inside me,

i thought all babies where bought in Tesco

Eat your crust and you will grow long hair!

I have ton loads but this one is just weird...

I was 3 and in Portugal in a rented villa.For some reason I thought that if I got some 'magic pool water' into an empty shampoo bottle and poured it onto the road that the road would melt. So I every enthusiastically(spl) pour it onto the road outside our villa and got very upset when it (obviously) didn't melt. Strange I know....

I was on holiday once and you know the story when Jesus walks on water and I tjourght that was real so I try it in the pool and I just go in the water and I was sad about it!

I used to think Sex was just Sleeping in the Same bed with someone lol

I got told a prostitute was someone who talked to the opposite sex for money...

I didn't find out what one was until I announced in school (year 3) that I wanted to be a prostitute when I'm older!

Rather amusing. :laugh: