Weird descriptions of jobs (from radio 1)
 

If you help people hate each other what are you?

If you stand in a field all day and get shouted at what are you?

If you talk in other people's sleep what are you?

If you show people how beautiful the world is without them?

If you repeatedly fix what people repeatedly break what are you?

If you take pictures of the unlucky and stupid what are you?

what are you if you make sure stupid people stay in the gene pool?

Guess what they are? (if you heard radio 1 then shush but post teasers lol)

answers later!!

Add you own!

Hm, I don't listen to radio 1, so here are my guesses?

'If you stand in a field all day and get shouted at what are you?' - A footballer?

'If you show people how beautiful the world is without them?' - Helicopter/Plane Pilot?

I'll let others guess the rest.