Bedsit: Identity Crisis
 

Michelle watched on stony-faced from the Bedsit as Shell caressed Stuart's face and stroked his hair - all in the name of skincare.

As the Geordie lass glared at the plasma screen from the comfort of her armchair, her eyes didn't move from the scene showing Shell lavishing attention on Stuart's face.

Mopping the Macclesfield lad's brow with a towel and lightly massaging an array of potions into his face, a tutu-clad Shell laughed and joked with her willing subject.

But Michelle was quick to pick faults with the would-be beautician's skills, muttering, "She's not even doing that properly, ya know - is she like making out she knows how to do facials? 'Cos she ain't doing it properly."

Shell massages Stuart


Not that Stuart was complaining, declaring his facial treat to be "amazing, dude."

Michelle sat rigid with eyes locked on the screen as Shell continued her tender ministrations until eventually erupting, "I need to go back now!"

And she had a further bone to pick with the blonde History of Art student. Stuart has apparently taken to referring to Shell as "Michelle", leading Michelle to declare, "It's like stealing my identity."

Could it be only a matter of time before Shell starts calling Stuart "her chicken"?

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Poor mischelle the look on her face was enough to crack the mirrors. What made it worse for her is that it was Stuart that asked for an "appointment" with Shell for his face massage.

Thinking Mischelle has gone for good he knows he needs another romance to help him stay in. Now who is the player.......:spin2:

Stu wasn't the only lad to ask Shell for a facial - are they all looking for romance? Maybe they all, including Stu, just wanted a facial.

With two less in the house I think Stu and Victor are just missing the eye candy of females. Shell being an obvious target for both of them. Don't do it Shell. Don't do it. They are both fickle........ :laugh:

Not to mention stupid.. :rolleyes:

I don't think she will, but we can only hope she stay's away from stu and victor.

I suspect Shell has some taste...

*meow* :cat: