What will people complain about next?
 

So, we've had people complaining about the swearing used in highlight shows, the nudity, the bullying, and now the Virgin Media indents. :rolleyes:

So what does everyone think people will complain about next?

[Note: This thread is intended for stupid, ridiculous answers, a bit like the complaints that have already been made] :laugh:

The wallpaper and that fake grass is damaging the atmosphere.

I think we might need to complain about the amount of flesh exposed on the highlight shows, I mean come on we look at arms and legs and tummys, it is far too much!:banana:

The stairs are a health hazard as people could trip up on them on the way out.

OMG I hate the grass

BIG BROTHER SHOULD BE SHUT DOWN BECAUSE OF THAT DAMNED GRASS
*shoots self*

Lisa's botox, cannot have people promoting that on television.

people will complain that people are complaining to much

I think Big Brother are EXPLOITING KATHREYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BECAUSE SHE'S ASIAN!!!!

bb are racist!!!

and then the complainers will complain about them complaining :conf2:

I think people will complain about the height of the door into the basic bedroom. It's about 5mm below the recommended minimum height for doors apparently...

The pool is too deep, the housemates are going to drown!

The cameras in the toilets - BB are perverts! :nono:

We need to watch her Injecting it
her face
in the Diary room.

When one of the other housemates inevitably kills Mario, I'm sure there'll be complaints...

That the diary room chair looks to comfy.

The TV is placed too high up, house mates will get strain in there neck.

I would like to complain that BB does not put the Ofcom web site address at the start of BB and in the end credits. Also Ofcoms telephone number should be included amongst the housemates phone numbers on eviction nights....

I havent a clue, but they will find something. Why watch the bloody show if you are offended my social interaction. Go watch Richard and Judy instead.

Bump. Keep them coming. :tongue:

They will complain that Dale would of hurt his hand on the block of wood.

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Originally posted by jonsep
people will complain that people are complaining to much


and then the complainers will complain about them complaining


and then the complainers will complain about the people complaining about them complaining at the complaining

They'll complain that the wood used to create the chopping block was a waste of tree bark and it was cruel.

Okay the housemates will complain about the lack of available condoms :laugh::laugh: is that stuopid and ridiculous enough for you mate?

I think they will complain about the corners of the walls as they are too sharp and a big hazzard. Or they could complain about showing housemates faces in the morning.

Smilies...probably

:nono:

:tongue:

dOc

people will probably complain about people complaining o wait were kind of doing that haha

I'd like to complain about the vomit-inducing scenes of Mario squeezing Lisa's spots. I think there ought to be a clear warning beforehand, to avoid any choking hazard if the viewer is eating.