Have you ever been ridiculously accused of something?
 

I told some girl that she was arrogant and mean because she wouldn't talk to this guy who had a bit of weight on, and she accused me of being a 'bigoted woman-hater'. :joker:

Being a macho because I said in an History test that women were made to stay home. I didn't mean it this way, I guess it was the way I wrote it.

Cheating on my girlfriend by her friend who had just slept with her boyfriend's best mate.

Cheek.

Not really. Haha.

Someone accused me being homophobic once LOL!

I cried of laughter!! So did all my friends. I'm Bi :bouncy:

I was also accused of this, well something in the same way, earlier in the year.
People told my girlfriend I brought back a girl home and holding her...actually it was my sister. People are just stupid sometimes lol

Only things that I don't want to admit that I've done. winkz.

I used to work as a store stock control filler at Asda a long time ago, and in an emergency whilst shopping I was asked to help cover fill a few shelves.
Although I had our staff pass on round my neck I wasnt in uniform as I was only there as a shopper initially.
Whilst helping put stock on the shelves a customer reported me to security for shop lifting.
She thought i was pulling stuff of the shelves and putting it onto a trolley.
Damn and I thought Mikey was blind:laugh2:

Needless to say I done my 6 months in prison and became a gun runner for cuban drg lords :laugh:

Your sister? No way, did they apologize afterwards?

For me, I had lost the guys at Oceana and ended up in another friends room who happened to be a girl, and I slept on the floor. It just happened to be at the flat my GF's friend was at....in another guys bedroom. :nono:

What is that psychology term...displacement/projection....? She did something horrid and accused me of doing it. Sl@g

yes, but i wasnt boverd

Yes it was my sister but she was drunk hence the reason I helped her to go back home safely. Of course they did apologise even tough I didn't know them much.

Smoking....for some reason when I smelt of smoke which was ridiculous because I would never even consider touching one.

I was out with my cousin ages ago and my gf-at-the-time's best mate happened to be out but I didn't see her. Anyway the grass took some pictures of me having a laugh with my own cousin and reported back to the gf. I got accused of sleeping with her :cloud::whistle:

I think thats about as jealous as you get tbh.

Stealing from a clothing store. The manager searched my bags and even told me to lift up my sweater and I wasn't even wearing a baggy sweater, it was tight. Sick pervert.

Arson. A shop near where i live burnt to the ground. The police came to mine at around 3:30 am. I was in a club at the time.