FEDERICO\'S HOUSE CALL
 

The Big Brother 4 Scot gives his verdict on the contestants, 21 days after they entered the house


JASON AND VICTOR

Jason is jungle cat No 1, a dangerous numbskull with no self-control, who shamed his family with his threatening behaviour towards housemates. Victor is jungle cat No 2 see above.

MARCO

He might look like the gimp from Pulp Fiction but he had the perfect way to deal with a violent wee ned simply laugh in the repressed cretin's face.

VANESSA

Twisted, deranged, self-obsessed, over-privileged princess, the sort of woman that could ruin any man. So let's hope she gets with Jason. They're made for each other.

SHELL Her contrived and shameful attempt to paint Ahmed as some sort of deviant pervert was as transparent and artificial as Davina McCall.

EMMA

I felt compassion for her bedsit experience. She doesn't have the mental capability to cope with her character being assassinated by the contemptible jungle cats.

NADIA Genuinely annoying but genuine none the less, so when she became the victim of a disgusting attack by Vanessa her hysterical reaction was understandable.

DANIEL

Marco and the other girls may need to cower behind him if they upset the jungle cats. It'll be the first time a male hairdresser is looked to for strength and leadership.

STUART Now that the north-east nympho has returned, young Stu will be back on maintenance duties, making sure the baps are at their correct pressure.

AHMED

Our BB God is resting, preserving energy and evaluating but fear not, there will be a second coming of our crockery-killing Messiah. Prepare for Ahmedgeddon.

MICHELLE The trollop from the Tyne plotted constantly in the bedsit and decided Vanessa is her nemesis and must be destroyed actually, fair play to her on that one.

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Good call Fed.