ThisisBigBrother.com - UK TV Forums

Still in his chaps and checked shirt but sporting a pink towel on his head, Stuart spent 15 minutes in the Diary Room yesterday talking about his relationship with Michelle.

It was clear that the lonesome cowboy was in need of some Big Brotherly advice on the subject of girls. "I feel a bit confused about something," he said.

After a long silence and numerous frustrated grunts, the Macclesfield lad continued, "I'm really enjoying my time here but the only thing that's unclear in my own mind is my relationship with Michelle."

"It's just the fact that it's occurring in here," he explained.

"It's such a unique and strange situation and I was prepared for everything - all the crazy games and you know, arguments and everything, but I wasn't prepared to become emotionally involved with a chick in here," he uttered, spilling out the words in one breath.

Big Brother then asked the deflated superhero if he was pleased that Michelle was back in the House.

Without hesitation he quickly replied, "Yeah, definitely."

More painful pauses ensued and Stu removed the pink towel from his head as if in an attempt to free his emotions. "Cor blimey.." he groaned.

But Super Stu soon became confused again. "I don't even know how I'm feeling," he said, fists clenched.

Eventually Stuart left Big Brother with one tantalising thought, "I know how I'd feel if I wasn't in here," he offered.

Big Brother prompted him further by asking him how he might feel about Michelle if he wasn't in the House, but the slick haired student wouldn't spill the beans. "I'm afraid I can't tell you that Big Brother."

Article Official Website