Another priceless Lisa quote..
 

"Yeah I wear much less make up now. I feel more classy!"

Lmfao does this woman ACTUALLY hear herself??

"The universe was calling him..."

She's hilarious!

She comes out with a load of rubbish as bad as Mario.

LMAO! I laughed so much at that. Belinda's face was like "umm".

Another one: "Why.... did humans start shaving, and cutting their nails? AND THEIR HAIR?"

You have got to love Lisa
I want to know how much she used to wear then because all she does now is sit in bed putting it on, how did she brings so much in?

Lmfao Lauren.

I love her so much. In a "points and laughs" kind of a way

How hilarious would it be if she won.

Looooool i liked the universe one it was pathetic but so funny x

"Yeah i'm a great believer in everythings done for a reason"

unlike us mere mortals who have no idea why anything happens at all.

"Were we ever meant to wear clothes, or just to keep warm, you know what I mean"

hmmm not exactly, but strange someone who believes in the universe makes things happen and everything has a reason should question something so blatently trivial and obvious.

to Kat... "you calm down pet, Rebecca and Rex are big enough to sort out there own problems it should not worry you, just dont get involved or upset yourself"

strange then why she lover boy and Luke share so many viscious heart to hearts in secret calling people fake for sitting on the fence and never getting involved.

This woman is to words and phrases what and intestine is to body waste.

I just wish she would learn the art of blending her eye shadow, her Ronald McDonald makeup for the Irish Dancing looked just the same as normal....cept maybe for the shade of lippy heehee

total idiot,her and mario deserve each other i mean its inevitable to of the most deluded hum beings in the universe would wind up together.There actually right up there on my top ten most hates hms of all time,gotta admit it though they have been entertaining,if in a bad way.

I love her! Lisa's hilarious she should have her own show when she comes out, it'd be amazing.

Haha wow, her and Mario really suit each other

Its not fair, everyones taking the mickey out of her beliefs.
Theres a fair lot of spiritual people, who belive in the "universe" and things like that.
I like her stories, it better than hearing people talk about grapes.