A Pot To Pee In!
 

The finger of suspicion has been pointed at the male members of the household after the House toilet was left in a horrific mess.

Victor was the first to be disgusted by what he found in the WC, recoiling from the loo complaining.

"Are there any skid marks?" laughed Vanessa.

"Some," he grumbled. "Someone has peed all over the floor and around the rim and hasn't cleaned it up. Come on!"

Nadia told how she had encountered similar problems, "I have to put my shoes on now. There are always a few wet patches," she said, delicately wrinkling her nose at the memory.

"It's disgusting," said Shell. "All you have to do is point and shoot," evidently assured the peeing perpetrator was a man.

But Shell also had her suspicions as to which specific man's piddle was the centre of the riddle.

Having a snigger at the mention of the word 'tinkle'...


"It's Ahmed," she announced. "I came in just after him and the toilet seat was up and there was pee all over it. It wasn't just a tinkle," she said poshly. "It was all over the place."

Shell was a little amused at Victor's reluctance to go near the offending widdle. She asked him if he had a phobia and if he ever changed his son's nappy.

"Yeah, but that's my son. None of you are my son. If I left a long of sludge of s*** in the toilet, none of you would want to clean it up," he commented. Nice.

"Point taken," said Dan, trying to move the subject on. It didn't work though as Stuart absolved himself of blame, leaving just Jason and Ahmed to declare their innocence.

You had to pee there.


Offcial site ->

http://bigbrother.channel4.com/bigbr...ry.jsp?id=5941

If Ahmed is a strict Muslim then he would follow the custom of sitting down to pee - so, either he isn't one of the faithful, or he even managed to miss while sitting down! lmao