I met Mario !!!..lol
 

I met Mario when I was in Hospital this week could not believe it, he came on a visit with his new best friend the Prime minister and visited all the wards. Anyway he told us all he now knew evrybody in the world, no joke, he meant EVERYBODY.
Well he talked with the PM and all the staff, but I really wanted to test this so I asked him about other big names like George Bush, the Queen ect.
Mario smiled and said to me, "you know as a matter of fact I'm about to visit the Queen after Ive done here, and yes I think my old mate Geoge will be there too, why not come along and see"
So I did, and off we went to Windsor Castle, and true to his word he knew them both shaking hands swapping custard cream duncking tips, you name it they did it all afternoon.
Impressed by this Mario then invited me to a G8 summit being held in the Hague and a new Will Smith film currently being shot in the Swiss Alps, we met all the signifficant world leaders then Denzil Washington, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and Madonna amongst many other top names in film and music whilst on the set of the new hollywood blockbuster.
All chatted away with Mario like he was a long lost brother, I was stunned.

It seemed he wasn't bullshining afterall and he really did know everyone in the world, there was only one sure way to find out as we were close to Italy I thought of one person who would swing this argument one way or the other, the one person everyone in the world can identify, that man in Rome, the Pope.
I asked Mario if and when we could go, hoping to catch him out and get some excuse but he didnt flinch he arranged the meeting straight away on his mobile phone, chatting to the Popes security and butler like he knew tham well also, I was getting nervous.

The next day we arrive at the Vatican and are led into the Popes private quaters for lunch, and as soon as the papel set eyes on Mario he screamed with delight, "Mario how are you my friend, long time, where you been since that fim you starred in with a house full of zombie like creatures from outer space" the Pope, really was real, and as confused as I always thought he might be.

Anyway after a few hours listening to them chat, they invited me to go bless the crowds on the balcony of the great chapel fronting the main Vatican courtyard, I needed some air as I was both bored and feelin sick from having got Mario so completely wrong about his stories.
I went into the crowd and watched as the Pope said a short mass and he and Mario waved to the crowd, I then noticed a security guard close to me looking a little puzzled as to who was on the balcony, maybe this would finally prove he didnt actually know everybody in the world afterall.
I went over and asked the security guard "Excuse me, can you tell me who that is up on the balcony please"

The man gave me a real odd look and said "Do you mean that guy in the white robes talking to Mario"?

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I was actually believing you until you said you went to go visit the queen, haha. Im so gullible.

You got my hopes up :sad:

Some how Angie as soon as i saw the title I thought another joke:laugh2:

You honestly think either one of us would still be alive if I met a guy like Mario for real :wink::joker:

you sure your not a journalist or someone like that angiebabe:joker:

LOL That was funny, a good read!

Hahah I believed you for the first like...3 words! :hugesmile:

LOl Lauren, Jackie, Shaun ok ok the bit about meeting Mario was a fib, the rest however was true :joker:

Oh and jonsep, no I'm not a journo either, I refuse to fib twice in one day :whistle:

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i actually laughed SO much
did you come up with that?

i believed you at first, btw :P until it got to the queen bit
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LMAO!

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