1000 Green Bottles hanging on the wall
 

One thousand green bottles hanging on the wall,
One thousand green bottles hanging on the wall,
And if one green bottle should accidentally fall,
There'll be nine hundred-and-ninety-nine green bottles hanging on the wall.

(Competition to break the last one)

Nine hundred-and-ninety-nine green bottles hanging on the wall,
Nine hundred-and-ninety-nine green bottles hanging on the wall,
And if one green bottle should accidentally fall,
There'll be nine hundred-and-ninety-eight green bottles hanging on the wall.

998 bottles hanging on the wall,
998 bottles hanging on the wall,
And if one green bottle should accidentally fall,
There'll be nine hundred-and-ninety-seven green bottles hanging on the wall.

997 bottles hanging on the wall,
997 bottles hanging on the wall,
And if one green bottle should accidentally fall,
There'll be nine hundred-and-ninety-SIX green bottles hanging on the wall.

996 bottles hanging on the wall,
996 bottles hanging on the wall,
And if one green bottle should accidentally fall,
There'll be nine hundred-and-ninety-FIVE green bottles hanging on the wall.

996 bottles hanging on the wall,
996 bottles hanging on the wall,
And if one green bottle should accidentally fall,
There'll be nine hundred-and-ninety-SIX green bottles hanging on the wall.

There'll be nine hundred-and-ninety-FIVE green bottles hanging on the wall. *

You should really be saying FOUR

No because i went after u, but made a mistake so i was just correcting it!!

omg you lot fail at - 1

994 bottles hanging on the wall,
994 bottles hanging on the wall,
And if one green bottle should accidentally fall,
There'll be nine hundred-and-ninety-THREE green bottles hanging on the wall.

993 bottles hanging on the wall,
993 bottles hanging on the wall,
And if one green bottle should accidentally fall,
There'll be nine hundred-and-ninety-TWO green bottles hanging on the wall.

992 bottles hanging on the wall,
992 bottles hanging on the wall,
And if one green bottle should accidentally fall,
There'll be nine-hundred-and-ninety-ONE green bottles hanging on the wall.

991 bottles hanging on the wall,
991 bottles hanging on the wall,
And if one green bottle should accidentally fall,
There'll be nine hundred-and-NINTEY green bottles hanging on the wall.

990 bottles hanging on the wall,
990 bottles hanging on the wall,
And if one green bottle should accidentally fall,
There'll be nine-hundred-and-EIGHTY-NINE green bottles hanging on the wall.

989 green bottles hanging on the wall
989 green bottles hanging on the wall
and if one green bottle should accidently fall
they'll be 988 green bottles hanging on the wall! :thumbs2:

988 green bottles hanging on the wall
988 green bottles hanging on the wall
and if one green bottle should accidently fall
they'll be 987 green bottles hanging on the wall!

nine hundred and eighty seven green bottles hanging on the wall
nine hundred and eighty seven green bottles hanging on the wall
and if one green bottle would accidently fall
there will be nine hundrer and eighty six green bottles hanging on the wall
:)