I hate life.
 

I really hate life cos my mum is so boring as a slug and ya never guess wat? my dad put COOKIES on da table when we went live to ITV.

I weeli hate wife.

NOOO BILLY NOO :(


Advice + Sympathy please :-)


Billy
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imma think you should move those cookies
move them cookies outta the hole holla

tankyhoo for advice


Billy
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imma also think you should kick thu slug outta the hood gurrrrrl
y'all needs no slugs up in your hole
hella no like slugs

I don't get the cookies bit and most parents can be boring but aren't your friends more fun?

DONT DO IT BILLY!

You have so much to wive for!

no bcoz my frends say dat i was more entertaining in ma veetee

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NO WEBECCA NO

oh I get it. Its not a serious thread lol. i thought it was real.

Is this suposed to be a p*** take?!

it is weal they awl hate me

no dey twuwy hate me

What real threads have said "imma kick that slug outta tha hood gurrrrl?" :laugh:

Oh god here's another one.
Chin up Billy, your dad put cookies on the table what more could you want?!
Just think of poor Kathreya stuck in the BB house who would love the chance to have some cookies but the poor lass can't have a single crumb. Bless her.

thankyoo for adviise cawum

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