Which celebrities would you like to bitch slap?
 

Mine are:

Chanelle Hayes
Tyra Banks
Chris Martin
Kerry Katona
Danni Minouge

I might add more later.

Chris Crocker
Joey Fatone
Mariah Carey
Mario Lopez

charley uchea

Perez Hilton,Tim Westwood, Chris Martin, June Sarpong and probably some others I can't remember right now.

Im'ma betch slap ya!

O.o

Paris Hilton
Most of the girls from The Hills
Ashlee Simpson
Pete Wenz
All those Disney teenagers
Jessica Biel

I would want to punch Perez Hilton too but he'll never be a celebrity.

THE HILLS! I forgot about that awful, AWFUL show! I'd betch slap everyone involved in production for that steaming pile!

Paris Hilton
thats about it

All of this.

Robbie Williams
Westlife(actually they seem nice enough,they're just a rubbish band)
Jodie Marsh
Kerry Katona

Oh you reminded me Take That

Vanessa Hudgens.
Matt DiAngelo.

:spin2:

Couldn't agree more!
But I would still bitch slap him for the sake of it.

most of the hollyoaks cast
sharon osbourne
miley cyrus
javine,for being a skank
lots more but ill have a think about them:whistle:

Asslee Simpson

Paris Hilton
Nicole Richie
Peaches Geldof
Loads of others that I can't be bothered to mention...

....oh, and Britney Spears. :tongue:

JOKING!

Channelle Hayes

I could so bitch slap you rignt now :tongue:
Even if you were joking.

MIND YOU IT WOULD BE LIKE SLAPPING DOG POO POO SO THERE'D BE NO POINT

oh yes deffinetly!:yuk:but i would say shes more of a wannabe than a celeb

I could probably fill this thread by myself

- Any BB housemates that milk their 15 minutes when they get out, Rex gets a special mention
- Him off BBLB
- Miley Cyrus
- Peaches Geldog
- All of the Loose Women
- Eamonn Holmes
- Wayne Rooney*
- Amir Khan*
- Christiano Ronaldo*
- Fearne Cotton
- Dave Berry
- Vernon Kay
- Nick Grimshaw
- Javine
- Richard from Richard & Judy
- Johnny Vegas

No doubt I'll be back later ... :laugh:

(*deserve a punch not a slap)

LOL Matt, you're lucky I eventually saw JOKING! at the bottom. I was about to let loose on you.

Oh man, I forgot Johnny Vegas. He's definitely punch rather than slap material, simply for the fact he sexually molested someone on stage

^Ewwwww! Are you joking?!

More:

- Lemar
- Her who played Beth in Hollyoaks
- Lily Allen
- Kate Nash
- Eminem
- Anyone who is a member of a boyband (ie Westlife, Boyzone, Take That)
- Louis Walsh
- Him off GMTV who used to play tennis
- Cat Deeley
- All BBBM guest hosts so far this series (except Caroline Flack & Jamelia)
- Pete Doherty (at risk of catching something)
- Amy Wine(ware)house (at risk of catching something)

I wish I was.

"The woman he focused on was about 18 or 19 and was very obviously unnerved by his attention. I saw her expression clearly - I was in the front row too, just three seats along. Vegas insisted that she allow herself to be carried on to the stage by six members of the audience - he called them "pall bearers"...As she was carried on stage, Vegas repeatedly goaded one of the pallbearers to "finger" the girl.


Once she was on stage, Vegas told her to lie very still. She couldn't stop her nervous giggling; he threatened to kick her in the ribs."

and

"Eventually Vegas crouched down beside the nervous girl and started stroking her breasts while repeatedly saying, "don't ****ing move". Then he ran his hand up her leg and began pulling her skirt up. Every time he looked up to address the audience, she would reach down and pull her skirt back down, but he kept pulling it back up. According to Williams, who had a different view of the stage from me, Vegas ended up "fingering her through her clothes for a second or two"."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/0...e_n_99740.html
(Thought I'd put a link up incase people thought I was writing my own erotic tale LOL).