make your Channels name and what it will show
 

If you can have you own channels on sky what will you show her are the channel you have to do.

*1 kids
*2Shopping
*3 Live gaming
*4 Entertainment
*5

Plz note * 5 is your own

I'll call it "No-Think TV" and my slogan will be "Why bother thinking when you could be watching TV?"

*1 Kids: Barney (since I can only pick one)
*2 Shopping: Housewife Essentials (selling all sorts of non-essential housewife items), Secrets Sold (you tell us your secrets, and we charge you to not tell everyone. All non-payers have their secrets broadcast on TV with last name included)
*3 Live gaming: Golf, Tennis, Snow Skiing
*4 Entertainment: Big Brother, Dragon's Den, Laguna Beach, Paradise City
*5 Gah... I don't know! Lol!