New Kit On The Block
 

Jason and Victor have been plotting again... this time to recruit Becki into their Jungle Cat clan.

The Scottish hunk was reclining on his bed talking to Victor, when he piped up, "I think I would like to embrace Becki into the fold."

"Hmmm," came Victor's noncommittal response, but Jason wasn't about to let the subject be batted away.

"I think she's a genuine girl. I felt a bit bad after that bitching session [about her] with Marco," he admitted.

Victor evidently wasn't convinced and started a totally separate conversation.

"Dan said he doesn't like overly nice people," he revealed, prompting Jason to comment, "Dan's overly nice to everyone."

As Victor started expounding his theories about Daniel, which, in summary amounted to him wanting to "keep an eye" on him, Jason was back in his chosen subject - recruiting Becki.

About to be welcomed into the sacred fold?


"I would give Becki a chance man, to be honest. Would you?" He asked.

"Yeah, but at the same time I've had a couple of heated discussions with her..." Victor admitted. "Just makes me think. Give her a chance but I've got to *******ing protect myself man."

Despite Victor's protestations Jason wasn't to be swayed.

"I think the domestic feline cat that is known as Becki would be a good addition to the Jungle Cat allegiance," he purred.

"Why don't you sound her out then?" Victor questioned, before admitting, "she's just too smiley man. You don't know how to read her. I don't like people I can't read properly."

He then went on to accuse Jason of "getting soft in his old age."

"It's tactful mate," was Jason's reply, perhaps confusing the meanings of the words tactful and tactical.

Victor then went off on another complete tangent, telling Jason. "There was a third guy who used to argue with her and he's not here anymore."

"She didn't have a wee spark for him though, did she?" Jason responded.

The two continued their chat with Jason telling Victor Becki was essentially a "nice girl", and Victor once again talking about Dan, calling him "Mr Invincible."

Honestly, they're like a pair of gossiping fishwives... (apologies to fishwives everywhere...)