Mighty Moth
 

Dan came close to having a heart attack tonight when he discovered a huge moth in the garden.

The 6 foot 5 East Yorkshireman is terrified of the creatures and screamed "******* me!" when he spotted the monster lurking by the garden wall. "Look at the size of this mother!" he hollered. "Oh my God!"

Shell and Jason came to witness the behemoth and even Jay had to admit it was a mighty moth. "Yeah, it is big," he said sympathetically. "That's the great spotted garden moth, if I'm correct."

"It's like a mini bird," Shell twittered.

"Bloody beast," said Dan, astonished at its size. "He finds it hard to lift himself off the ground."

Armed with a rake, Dan crept toward the winged terror with a penchant for light bulbs. Despite his fear he started to prod it to try and flush it out. When it finally moved he minced off comically, holding his rake for protection.

"My God, look at him He's massive!" he screeched.

"Whoa! That's some body," said Jason, clearly impressed.

As the moth flew into the House Dan followed it in. He stood on lookout in case it tried any funny business while the rest of the House lost interest.

Thankfully they've got Dan to watch over them...

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Like Dan, i'm also affraid of moths in flight. There is nothing worse than one being in the bedroom at night and you have to put your head under the duvet all night, sweating buckets, incase it flys into your face. Yuk