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OH BROTHER, WHO ART THOU?




The world's worst couple - Helen and Paul from Big Brother - have descended on the Cannes Film Festival. But at least they have been decent enough to ignore everyone.

Laden down with Gucci shopping bags and bustling down the Croisett trying desperately to be noticed, the gruesome twosome shrieked: "Go away! We're not talking about why we're here."

Thank goodness for that.

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Typical reporting on Paul & Helen from the Mirror. :mad:

They've never forgiven them for the fact that Paul's story appeared in the Star and Helen's in the Sun when they left the BB2 house.

Definitely a case of sour grapes. :spin2:

However, now we know that Helen wasn't 'all on her own' in Cannes after all! :thumbs: :laugh:

And I'm sure the Mirror didn't attempt to ask them any questions, as they are so so unfamous. So unliked that they get a mention in the 'nations best newspaper x2'.

It must be a hard life having to earn your cash by slagging off the people who pay your wages.

One, two three everybody!

AWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

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