I\'m too scared to move from my seat in case I see/swallow a spider
 

AAAAARGH


:sad:

roll up the " heat magazine "

take a deep breath and

"whack!!!!!!! "

At least when your asleep you dont know about it... Unless you wake up with a spider stuck down your throat! Then could go into your ear and lay eggs!
just think if they take over the world...

It's things like this that is the reason I refuse to open my bedroom windows :tongue:

or open your curtains :tongue:

they will crawl into you and eat your organs! :shocked:

I bet SiaSiaSia was sat there all night shaking, baseball bat in hand, rocking back and fourth waiting for a spider to try and so much as come near.

I on the other hand had one in the corner of my room this morning. It's very worrying to think, after me checking millions of times, that this spider was hiding waiting to walk around all night.

HAHAHAHAHAHA
I had my big cuddly toy moose which is like a foot tall to protect me :spin:

Its not good living near woodlands, massive ones ALWAYS come into our house and we have underfloor heating in the kitchen and theres also a warm spot on the kitchen floor (even when the heating is off) so they always are found on that spot :bawling:

There was a massive one the other night, you could see its freaky eye things and everything, I screamed and ran away whilst I got my girlfriend to kill it for me, stereotypical role reversal or what :joker:

http://i34.tinypic.com/2mebexv.jpg
DON'T USE HEAT MAGAZINE :rolleyes:

I KNOW
heat magazine is FAR too precious :P

maybe a few hits with the wanabe magazine, star..

hahahahahaha!
oh god i hate the stupid things

some spiders live in postboxes.
urgh