Corrupt-A-Wish Game
 

Fun game I found in another forum..

The point is to make a wish, and then the next person will grant said wish, but "corrupt" it. For example.

"I wish for a basketball"

Next person: "Grant, but it's flat......I wish for a beer keg"

Next person: "Granted, but it's empty" and so on and so on...BE CREATIVE

I'll start, I wish for a new pair of shoes.

" granted " but they have no laces

i wish for a pet spider

Granted.. but it will eat you.

I wish for a genie.

Granted but he won't be a morning person and doesn't work Tuesdays!

I wish for a boyfriend

Granted,but he's straight :tongue:


I want a trip to London

Granted. You get to want and want and want... but never get.

:sad:

I wish for Rachel to pose topless in Nuts after she exits the Big Brother house. (Hey, she may be dull, but she sure is sexy!)

Granted, But Grapes are hiding her assets.


I wish for photoshop on my mac :(

Granted... but the Photoshop will keep popping up pornographic images, and then it will pop up a picture of Heat Magazine and Kerry Katona will come out of your monitor and eatchoo and say "yay she was yummy"

I wish I didn't have to go back to school :sad:

granted but the school comes to you.
i wish for a new house

:P hahaha


Granted, But you have to work in an oil mine instead, where you will most likely die.

I wish for a dog :lovedup:

granted, but it will poo on your pillow !

I wish for a ferarri

Granted, but with no doors.

I wish for a date with Leona.

Granted but she has a really hairy face and a penis.

I wish that I could sleep forever

Granted, but you'll have nightmares.

I wish I could go to France.

Granted...But a french version of Gene Simmons will follow you and with every step you take he will hit you on the head with a string of Onions..and he will keep forcing a Beret on you...

I wish for Simon Amstell in my bed tonight...

Granted. But he gives you an STD

I wish I was rich :D

Granted, but he's gay (seriously LOL)
I wish for a million pounds.

Granted.. but you will drown in it and die.

I wish for one of the guys on my signature.

I wouldn't care LMFAO

Granted... but you are forced to give it all to me.
Sorry...:thumbs:

I wish I could be at Reading and Leeds... (Leeds part LOL)

Granted, but you have 5 seconds at each.


I wish for a pet turtle

granted, but it dies the day you get it.


i wish for an iphone 3g :]

Granted, but it comes in a million pieces.


I wish for a crumpet (with butter)

Granted but it drops butter first on the floor of the before part of an episode of "How clean is your house".

I wish my ipod wasn't broken.

Trust you to corrupt my wish. :laugh2:


Granted, but as soon as it's fixed, it's stolen.


I wish for a cardboard cut out of Pat Sharp.

How dare you corrupt mine.. LOL

I wish I was married to Alan Turner... (Hot guy from The X-Factor tonight) :lovedup: