*****The joke thread!!!
 

Hi guys! :wavey:

feel free to post jokes:laugh2: and make us members laugh!! :laugh3:

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

Whats the difference between Gary Glitter and a grey hound???






The grey hound at least waits for the hare!

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i don't get it :(
AM I BEING REALLY STUPID?!

Haha like hare... a greyhound chases the hare about the track...

Gary glitter likes lil kids who dont have 'hair' in certain areas...:pat:

lmao :bigsmile:

Whats pink and fluffy?

your thongs?

Why did the orange cross the road?

hmm i dunno, why did the orange cross the road?

Heres a lil joke thing, but its one of those doesnt have an answer ones:

Police were called to local restaurant Pizza Hut to investigate the strange death of a young worker. Police were called to the back where they found a young girl covered in salami, peppers, onions and tomato sauce. Cause of death- she topped herself.

NO

Pink fluff! :laugh3:

Whats blue and fluffy? :D

because he wanted to play squash. :laugh3:

Your weekend thongs.

NO!

Pink fuff holding its breath!! :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

Its now illegal to wear your clothes on the wrong part of your body.. take gary glitter for example he was jailed for putting a thai on his cock.

I got a new car radio installed - it is voice activated.
You say "country" and it plays Shania Twain
You say "rock" and it plays Guns and Roses

Then last night I was driving along and these two kids jumped in front of the car and I yelled "****ing children!?" - my radio played Gary Glitter.

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Paddy is on death row and gets the choice to be shot, hung or injected with the aids virus. Paddy says: "give me that aids stuff". They inject him and paddy rolls round the floor laughing. The warden says: "whats so funny?" paddy says: "i'm wearing a condom!" :tongue:

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love it!!! just texted it to my brother! he loves jokes like that! :bigsmile:

lol aha my dad sent me that.

a scottishman, an englishman and an irishman walked into the pub..

the barman turned round and said "what do you think this is? some form of joke?!"



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Gary Glitter just tried to commit suicide... he jumped off the bridge and he was later found holding onto a buoy!

A man walks into a bar...

"Ouch!!"

Women eh!
Boob-jobs,
Nose jobs,
Teeth bleaching,
Tummy tucks,
Liposuction,
Colonic Irrigation,
Botox,
Pierced Ears,
Pierced nipples
Piecred bellies.
Pierces clits,
eyebrows plucked
Bikini wax,
Armpits shaved,
Legs Waxed,
Lips tattooed
Tits Tattooed
Arms Tattooed
Legs Tattooed
Lengthy Diets
Strenuous Exercise.....
...
And then ,
they wont take it up the "arse" 'cos .. "it hurts"