Ball Breaker
 

Daniel has scalded Jason's nether regions during a good-natured spat about who will keep in contact after they leave the House.

"I can't wait to come to Glasgow," said Daniel joining Jason on the sofa as the Scot snacked on toast and coffee.

Jason laughed dryly, saying Daniel had previously said that, "you won't be even *******ing bothered if you never see any of us *******ers again."

Daniel told the Scot he hadn't meant what he'd said in the Diary Room about his fellow housemates.

But Jason wouldn't accept his excuses, protesting that Dan was backtracking and couldn't retract what he'd said.

While Daniel joked that nobody wanted to see each other after leaving the House, he wondered whether Jason had been offended by his comments.

"Did it bring a tear to your eye?" he camply asked. Jason assured him it hadn't as he gulped down his coffee.

"Wrong answer!" exclaimed Daniel, flinging a cushion at the surly muscleman.

Steaming hot coffee slopped into his lap as he tried to deflect the well-aimed missile.

"Oh Dan," gasped Jason as the scalding liquid made contact with his crown jewels and Daniel clapped his hand over his mouth in horror.

Ooh heck.. me crown jewels are burning


"That's *******ing hot man," said Jason, gingerly rising to his feet and trying to put a brave face on the situation.

Desperately mopping his shorts, Jason accused, "You've scarred me!" Half-heartedly offering an apology, Daniel advanced on Jason to help out.

But the Scot was less than keen to accept his assistance, spitting, "Don't touch me," and chose to ignore Daniel and Shell's suggestions of a cold shower to ease the pain.

"That's what you get for insulting me... is it red?" asked an unrepentant Daniel as Jason tentatively peeked down his shorts to inspect the damage.

"I'm living with lunatics," muttered Jason, raising his eyebrows in disbelief, as he resumed munching his toast.

Well, it can't have been that bad then...

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LOL well done Daniel. Some more pushing towards the back door please.

Well i don't think that will happen now SD, theve given him some equipment to keep him happy and in the house.

This thread has put me right off my " boil in the bag " tea :laugh:

What equipment Hooly?

Gym equipment :thumbs:

BB really doesn't want him to go. I thought it was evil BB this year.

So did i, BB should of called it self -> Wimp big brother

Well then Jason fits that title

Yes he does, i wonder if they will be told that there all up for eviction on tuesday? i think Jason might walk, if they tell him?

I wonder if BB have given him the equipment beacuse the votes coming in are all for him anyway and they want him to leave to the booing croud.

Very Likely SD:thumbs:

Booing any HM is sad :nono:
Love em or hate em they don't deserve to be booed.

Well hopefully he will walk because then we can concentrate on getting Michelle out.

If there has been alot of votes for him already BB would probably worry about the money people have spent on phone calls.

Good point

I think theres a strong chance Michelle could walk this week i know alot of people who ive spoke to will be voting for her and im sure many others are as well.

Michelle still has a lot of support out there. Jason hasn't and if they can vote Victor out, who is a better person than Jason, then they will certainly vote Jason out.

True, i forgot most of the public have been rubbish at voting.

I agree Mike, Victor got voted out prematurely. The show would still be good if he had remained. But, if your honest, Jason has been real boring since Vic left. If Jason had gone on Friday instead of Vic we would still be getting the good entertainment.

I admit Jason has been boring since Vic left but they all have.

That's true too.