Predict tomorrow\'s Daily Star headline
 

Predict the headline on tomorrow's Daily Star. Today it was 'REX BEATEN UP AS BABES GO TO WAR'.

No doubt it will be 'about' Big Brother... the last 7 day's DS front pages - http://www.dailystar.co.uk/ourpaper/view/2008-09-11

Karma point for whoever gets closest. Maybe. :tongue:

"BIG BROTHER - AN APOLOGY"

"Today, the Daily Star apologises for all the crap it's written about Big Brother in the last eight years. We admit that none of it was true and all of it was made up by our highly trained team of failed journalists."

BB REX GETS BACK WITH NICOLE

Kathreyas Horror; The Cookie Strikes Back!

Full lingerie spread and everything.

'It might be a year until we see the new house, but our extremely reliable insider (who is never wrong) has passed on info about a SECRET hidden sex den located through a covered up tunnel in the garden and BB Bosses are hoping it will get the housemates even more sexually fuelled than usual.'

*Insert photo of a BB5 aerial shot with a billion labels pointing to fire exits claiming they are secret rooms here*

BB REX DUMPS NICOLE!

but in actuall fact it just says they had a row but now okay ..

they have the most misleading titles ever.. comlete lies

REX STEPH AN NICOLE IN BB THREESOME!!!!

Nicole and Stephanie... new best friends!!

LOL

BB Stephanie "I want Rex."

or

BB Nicole "The truth about me and Dale." :laugh:

REX IN LADYBOY SEX SCANDAL!

or

REX LOOKS BORED WHILE AT THE SHOPS

or

REX IS DUMPING NICOLE! HE YAWNS WHILE TALKING TO HER!

Basically they love Rex.

"STEPH: I'M PREGNANT - WITH REX'S BABY"

Mikey: "Me and Rachel planning our wed"

Stephanie "What me and Rex REALLY did in that saucy bath."

"Danille Llyod gives her opinion on Big brother and 9/11"

FULL NAKED SHOT INSIDE

Kat: MY SECRET ROMPS WITH RACHEL, accompanied by a picture of Danielle Lloyd :thumbs:

Rex involved in pub brawl. Get's glassed in face.


Rachel best ever BB winner.

Chanelle:WHAT REALY HAPPENED AT 9/11

Headline: 'BB IS CANCELLED!'

"...If the prodicers do not want it to continue, which isn't the case."

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content...2/15097852.jpg

:laugh2:

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/posts/vie...ies-videotape/

'Goldfish fakes death for insurance scam'

Kathreya: The reason I love cookies
-indepth story that has nothing to do with cookies
tit shot

Saturdays:

BB REX AND STEPH TO WED

"DAVINA RESIGNS......



or not, whatever."

Throughout next week:

Monday: BB Rex calls of Steph Wedding
Rex breaks up with Steph and is back with Nicole.

Tuesday: BB Rex and Nicole to Wed
Rex and Nicole set wedding date.

Wednesday: BB Steph is out for Revenge
Steph is out to break Rex's heart, she sleeps with his dad!

Thursday: BB Nicole fights Steph
Nicole attacks Steph for sleeping with Rex's dad!

Friday: BB Rex's DAD: My Sex-Life Hell!(World Exclusive)
Rex's Dad tells us of how he charmed Steph and Nicole into bed, but had to face the consequences!