What The Contestants Did Next: Rory
From the script of the upcoming special, What The Contestants Did Next
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It's 12:32 AM, Rory is nervous that another eviction is coming. Being such a loving guy, he couldn't bear to nominate any of his "friends", who he did not want taken away. It's 12:33 AM, and the votes have been counted and verified. Rory is the second person to leave the Get Rid of 'Em Thread, betrayed by 3 of his "friends".
On his way out of the house, Rory shouted obscene language and how he was going to party with andy-dale-win. Unfortunately, he never did. andy-dale-win was too busy partying it out, alone, because Rory was working on his solo career.
"I wanted to become the most famous 'Get Rid of 'Em' housemate ever", and he did.
Taking America and Britain by storm, he launched his first album "Kathreyed" and wrote a corresponding book, drawing parallels between him and the beloved BB9 contestant, Kathreya Kasupiosuinanhse.
Despite being a worldwide success, Rory returned for the final, where he was shocked to find out that Chewy was not removed for the aggressive behaviour Chewy demonstrated. It was then that Rory protested against the producers and eventually won a $2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 lawsuit. That's £1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 in his British bank account.
For the future, Rory plans to capture the hearts of the Japanese by releasing a japanese version of his hit single, "Ihateanyonewhovotedagainstmeingetridofem (Love)"
The road ahead is looking bright..
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