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The hungry housemates were like pigs in the proverbial when Big Brother delivered their weekly shopping this morning.

Fighting to be the first one in the Store Room, the remaining five darted to the hamper and began to scavenge through their goodies.

Shell appeared to be extremely excited at the prospect of a certain chocolate bar being among the supply - judging by the grunts and squeals she exuded while rummaging through the shopping bags in search of it, before ripping off its packaging and eating it in what appeared to be just two mouthfuls.

Even Jason had to admit he was rather pleased at the event. "Lemon cheesecake," he winced appreciatively, before moaning that all the "s***" in the refrigerator would have to go because it made it "look horrible".

There was more good news in store for the Jungle Cat though - the presence of much spring water and squash. "No more ********** tap water," he snarled happily.

Stuart, meanwhile, was joyfully - and rather aptly - carrying two whole chickens from Store Room to kitchen.

But the elation he felt at the poultry reminder of his dearly departed Michelle, was nothing compared to the orgasmic delight he appeared to be experiencing moments later in the garden.

Closing his eyes and shaking his head as though he were experiencing the most sublime classical music in the world, the student boy glugged greedily on his glass of orange juice, pausing between slurps to let out a grateful howl.

"It's what it's all about," he sighed into the empty garden. "This is the day that food came to town, isn't it?"

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WILL STUPID STUART MISS JABBA THE S***

Every now then a truley golden moment comes along in BB,when jabba the s*** was booted out with a landside vote of 67%,the fat geordie scrubber has no chance of any sort of relationship with Stuart after BB 5 has finished,the only thing going for her is the chance that some sucker publication will grant talent-free Ms Bass her pathetic wish to become a topless model.But why bother,the awful old slapper has been getting what she calls her "baps" out on yhe hour every hour since BB 5 started.Amy whats your thoughts on this matter,do you think silly Stu will bed Shell :rolleyes:

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Originally posted by otto
Amy whats your thoughts on this matter,do you think silly Stu will bed Shell :rolleyes:

No I don't Otto, Shell has a boyfriend and Stuart only like's Shell as a friend.

nah it will never happen after shell saw her boyfriend on that screen :bored: