The Rat and Chutney Wine Bar
 

Grab a drink and chill out. All bar room talk appreciated as long as it's kept clean and you buy me a drink.

hey there mister! do i know you from somewhere! i fancy a drink:devil:

Have a drink. It's on the house.

thanks stranger!

I'm just a simple barman with a large cellar.

have we met before?

Only the once, but I was drunk at the time :D

:hugesmile:
hey ive heard about this mad mad mad man asscoiated with pubs run by horses, whats his name again summat sparkler, spangler summat like that! you know who im talking about??

Your thinking of internet pub legend Johnny Sparkles. He's a man I would like to hire.

oh yes thats him! yo sparkes your wanted in hea!:thumbs:

he comes with own hammond organ and perfoming monkey. That monkey has a marco style dance about him.

kool:dance:

Just wait until I hire him. That little monkey works for peanuts

i got his number:dazzler::dazzler:

Let's all do the monkey marco dance.

:hello::hello::hello::hello::hello::hello::hello:: hello::hello::hello:

just realised, we've only just opened and still don't have an entertainments liscence, doh.

ah panto you dissapoint me!

No, but we good some good bagettes and cheese sandwiches. :D

But only instant for coffee :mad:

Not like at Borris Bar which has a full coffee bar facility for Espresso, Cappuchino, Latte, Mocha etc.

I had a look for your food menu, and could not find it, compared to our wide range of paninis and a full menu of pub food.

well go to the other bar sticks! dont moan just do it

Agreed:thumbs:

some people are scared ov the competition!

sticks u got no clients to see to :laugh:

me thinks all you posteres are just a bit too serious!! wheres me panto babes the night??? oh here horsey horsey...................