Ben the Bear [IS BACK]
 

http://www.americanbear.org/shared/i...black-bear.jpg

And aint he a cute one at that :wink:

£10 to stroke
£20 to ride & £5 for cuddly bear
£30 to have a photo with Ben - package includes keyring and fridgemagnet

If you ride Ben you can buy a "I rode Ben the Bear" cuddly bear for only a fiver!!!

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t...nthebear-1.png

:)

(yeh don't ask)

Profit so far: £80

Here is what people think of Ben:

"Hes so smooth and fast, I'll make sure I ride Ben again" Annie

"I so wanna ride Ben - he gives me goosebumps yet I never have enough money cause I'm a poor basttard :( ukturtle

[i]Ben was the best ride ever, he definitely showed me a good time and made me scream ... lots. Tom

I may push the prices down due to the credit crunch :P

lol. That's hilarious. :thumbs2:

Damn this credit crunch. All I have in my pocket is a chewing gum wrapper, some fluff, a rizla and 10p.:sad:

*places £20 on table*

Annie would you like two strokes or a ride?

I wana ride ben! :lovedup:


http://i56.tinypic.com/fw0eft.jpg

pervert! :wink: (thats beastiality in some parts of the world). :whistle:

Whoo beastiality! Go Annie Go!

Annie you may now go into Bens pen and ride him, you have 2 minutes.

NEW OFFER!

If you ride Ben you can buy a "I rode Ben the Bear" cuddly bear for only a fiver!!!

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t...nthebear-1.png

2 minutes to ride him! Jesus!

*mounts Ben*

HOLY CRAB CAKES!!

I WANT A TEDDY

*slams £5 down*

Ben be nice to Annie :) She might buckaroo you around a bit so don't panic. He likes the pretty girls :)

I just heard Ben Growl, I think he likes Annie.

(You're in their my luv).

Ben would you like to ride Ben after Annie?

Annie your two mins are up!

No I'm fine, I don't want annies Sloppy seconds.:whistle::love:

And I think Ben has taken a shine to Annie, look how he watches her.
(I think Annie may have a new stalker)

Ben wants to take Annie out to Pasta Hut. He likes pasta.

OMG! This is going to be sooo cool!
I will have to get him to kill my husband like on family guy!

*goes to pasta hut*

oh annie can you pick me up some takeaway pasta (doesn't quite sound the same as takeaway pizza):sad:

Mmmm yeah what kind?

I'm sure Ben will take you to Nandos if you ask nicely.

Annie and Ben love Ben!

the twirly kind:kiss:

Sorry Ben dunt like that. He dissaproves.