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27-11-2008 05:49 AM |
Joe Swash has a windy day as the rice and beans take their revenge on I\'m A Celebrity
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Joe Swash has a windy day as the rice and beans take their revenge on I'm A Celebrity Joe Swash suffered the ill effects of life in the jungle yesterday, as he was hit by a bad attack of wind.
The ex-EastEnders actor was constantly letting rip, as his astonished campmates recoiled in horror.
'It's getting bad,' he told the Bush Telegraph. 'They're going to get the hump around camp. I think I've done 80 farts today.'
Dani Behr told him to get up and walk away if he felt one coming.
'I'm not getting up to do 100 farts,' he replied.
He moaned: 'Now when anyone farts, they think it's me. Most of the time it is me...'
Later Joe joined the ranks of his back-to-nature campmates by stripping off to take a shower.
The 23-year-old, who had vowed not to show his 'weaner', decided to let it all hang out as he joined Timmy Mallett in the stream.
Joe, who said that when he was a kid 'I wanted to work at McDonald's' also revealed he lost his virginity just before his 16th birthday.
He said: 'My first sexual experience was with an older girl and I didn't enjoy it at all.
'I wanted to do it when it wasn't legal before I was 16. She was 22 or 23.
'I imagined it was a lot better than what it really was.'
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Source and Pictures: Daily Mail |
