TiBB Tales: How TiBB Killed Christmas [Finished]
 

'TiBB Tales: How TiBB Killed Christmas' is a shortish story leading up up to 'TiBB Tales: When Mark Ruled The World'.

Expect tears and drama - as one thread changed one person - and will ultimately change the future for Britain.

Expect a very dramatic Queens Speech!

If you want to appear in this tale, and dont mind being made in to mean person, let me know, and I shall try and give you a part. If you are part of this, you most likely be part of 'When Mark Ruled The World'.

OMG! This sounds awesome :hello:

19th December 2008 - The Dawn of TiBB
 

Hannah* loved male attention. It was a fact. She would do anything to get the boys, and she knew it. Mark was the latest man on Hannahs list, and she knew she was going to seduce him, and become a Admin on thisisbigbrother.com, even if it meant she had to betray everyone she ever cared about.

Her and Mark had been speaking for a few months, and she realised he loved power. And that is when she made the thread that changed the world.

*None of the Characters in TiBB Tales link to real personality traits of real members. They are purely fictional devices.

:joker:

OMG Can I be in it.

Same! I have yet to make my TiBB Tales debut :laugh:

Oh it sounds fun! I'd love to be in it!

The Thread That Changed The World - 23rd December 2008
 

TiBB was recruiting a new moderator, and two people on the forum would do anything to get it. And one of these was the forum get around, Hannah.

As we have said, she knew Mark loved attention and that is what made her make that thread.

The Thread That Changed The World


Sorry its so short... I am rather busy, but basically its a prelude to a story to follow

Firewire, Markus and Dezzy this story is basically a three parter, although you can all lead a very big part in the main strory, that comes off from this!

Canidate Number Two - 23rd December 2008
 

Baz (AKA Mrluvaluva) was not happy. He had been on the forum for years, and had put a lot more in to the site than her. He despised her. And he despised Mark even more.

Hannah had been made a moderator. And he was nothing.
Nothing but a plain member.

It was just because she flattered him - Mark for President; She was so up his backside, he was suprised she could see. He was going to get her back. He didn't care if he screwed the whole world over, at that moment in time Baz would kill just to show Mark.

Thisisbigbrother.com was his life, and Mark had took any hope in that life away from him.

Mark - Keep Sucking Hannah says:
Sorry Baz :thumbs:

Bazeroo.com - The best for new music says:
sorry. you will be sorry.

Mark - Keep Sucking Hannah says:
Whats that meant to mean? :thumbs:

Bazeroo.com - The best for new music says:
you will see

Bazeroo.com - The best for new music says:
christmas day - queens speech.

Bazeroo.com - The best for new music says:
be watching. you really could be president. goodbye.

Mark - Keep Sucking Hannah says:
:thumbs:

And that was the last TiBB saw of Baz.

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Miles away in brighton, the snow slowly began to set in Brighton. Hannah had power, and she loved it.

mooore

LMAO. Shameful advertising. :nono:

EDIT: And Bazzeroo has two z's. :tongue:

I want a part!

PMSL ":thumbs:"

The Queens Goodbye - December 25th 2008
 

The snow lay like a blanket, covering the city of London in a deep layer of white. In the city of London, a teenage boy awoke. "OH MY GOD OH MY GOD" he shouted out loud, running down the stairs, nearly falling over on a marker pen. "It's snowed!" he shouted, laughing out loud as he greated his family.

Three hours had passed, and Conor and his family settled down, around their televison set, waiting for the Queens Speach to appear. Conor lay in his new jeans, as his previous pair had been covered in urine, in a fit of laughs.

Conor and his family say along to this years Christmas Number one, 'Hallelujah', waiting in anticipation for the Queen to make her famous speach. Three minutes later, her old and friendly face appeared.

"This year, the economy has showed our nation that things aren't also stable, and stresses the need for community spirit"

Her friendly and soothing voice spoke, when suddenly, in the backround shouting could be heard.

"Please sir, your going to have to leave" a loud voice was heard.

"Get the **** off of me you twats!". A bang was heard, followed by a loud scream.

Suddenly, a door opened and a middle aged man appeared. He ran towards the Queen, and the camera.

"Merry Christmas ya' old hag, Merry Christmas Mark, you messed up twat. This is for you - you really can be president now. Say good by to the last monarch."

A shot was heard, and the screen went blank.

20 miles away, Conor and his family were in tears, screaming aloud the words "OH MY GOD OH MY GOD".

The Queen was dead, and the world had changed.

LMFAO

IloveyouSAM.

:laugh3: LMAO. Poor Conor!

So there is a small peep at things to come - if you want to be in the main story leading off of this let me know and I shall try and write you a part. :)

Meee :thumbs2:

Basically, MrLuvaLuva killed the Queen, so we could now have a president of this country, meaning Hannah's topic could come true.

But... The main story of when Mark gains power will continue when I come back :)

Uhh...not sure how killing the Queen means we can have a President, but this seemed hilarious nonetheless. I look forward to the sequel :)

Sorry

But this is how Christmas was really killed off


http://www.gsne03768.pwp.blueyonder..../tombstone.jpg

Santa got a bit too close to some anti-aircraft missiles that were being tested at the time.

Sorry, but we thought now was the time to break it to you.

Santa was killed by the US government in a weapons testing accident.