Your Favourite Quotes/Chat-Up-Lines???
 

Quotes are different.. D:

" the word of the day is LEGS "

" lets go back to my place and spread the word "

:nono:

well i meant like funny or sarcastic quotes... i dont actually know what quote means lol.

This is my favourite line from a TV show ever!

Brooke Davis (one tree hill):

Okay, guy in need of a clue. Here's one. Women send signals. That was a brush off. Before you dip into your shallow pool of wit let me paint us a picture and save us both the trouble. Here's your evening. You are going to slink back off to your buddies, laugh this off, get wasted, go home, and make nice with yourself. But don't be thinking of me, because even your fantasy of me, isn't interested in you.

have had some seriously odd chat up lines before
this one from a bloke on the dating site i am on
"hi you have lovely dark brown eyes they are almost wolf like" :laugh:
and this one i got from some random after i joined a group on facebook about loving a good cup of tea
"hi you like tea i like tea lets meet up we would make a great couple":laugh:

Hahahaha they are real strange lol!!

Some black guy said to me once

"Good heavens you are an african goddess"

I was like eh you can see I am white right?

Aha, the worst is when I was almost double-teamed (That sounds awful).

These two guys (they were friends) tried both chatting me up outside a bar that my bf was in (was a cup final so he went in to get us drinks to bring out). And they were both being all urgh and greasy and slimey, you know the kind... and then finally after their attempts failed one of them said "ARE YOU SINGLE EVEN?" and I went "No, this is my boyfriend here :) Nice chatting to you" *walks away

nice [insert piece of clothing here], but it would look better on my floor :joker:

never ever ever ever used a chat up line, i'd feel like a right ******

always use cheesy and funny chat ups! girls then think u are the joker of your mates!

'oh babie ur dad must be a terrorist cos u are da bomb!'

My favourite just has to be:

"Care for a ****?"

Works every time. :laugh:

My fav..

'Just dunking my custard creams into this hot juicy tea'

LOL!

Someones been here before ...

your teddy bear collection doesn't count

Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven. Always make me laugh when my mates use it on girls.

:o

worst chat-up in the world - (only really works for girls or gay guys)

"im here to pick up a package babe!" :cheer2:lol.

Nip/Tuck:

Ever notice how "monogamy" rhymes with "monotony"?

'You're a bitch.'
'Maybe, but at least I'm not yours.'

'He's just grumpy this morning because the only whale he's seen this morning is between the sheets.'

'Sweetheart, you are 2 hours late. If you were a pizza I would get you for free.'

Californication:

'I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.'

Everybody Hates Chris:

'Chris, I'm gonna slap you into next WEEK!'
'Mommy... Where's Chris?'
'I slapped him into next week. He'll be back on Tuesday.'

Worst one used on me was when I was 17....... a bloke came up to me and gave me 10p and said 'go call your mum and tell her your not coming home tonight' :rolleyes: