write this book with me
 

It was a loverly june morning the sun was beaming through the window i could feel the heat on my face.

your turn

And a great big meteor came down and crushed the thread. The end.

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:fair enough

how many pages?

***stuffs chocky truffle into gob***

No, keep going man. That was meant in good fun. I think this thread has comedic potential.

ive lost interest now ange,stu killed it:bawling:

And a great big meteor came down and crushed the thread. The end.....

of the world as we knew it. Suddenly, a huge brood of Kerry Katiceland were born, and the world exploded. The end.

:shrug:

thank **** for that :whistle:

out of the rubble only 2 humans were left stu and jonsep. They dusted off the rubble and destruction of a bygone earth. Jonsep ground his teeth as he looked at stu. I tiny bit of grit had found it's way between his teeth ... as he grinded his teeth in anger the grit exploded in a flavour that remined Jonsep of wet dog. "the earth!!... it it tastes like a f*k*n wet dog" growled Josep as he eyed stu."no wait..." said jonsep as he began to chirp up "OMG OMG OMG! hehe.. now it tastes of minge!"
"Right" said stu "we need to repopulate the world... any woman around", ... "ewwww, Im not a women but can I help?" said Magic emerging from an upturned skip. "Magic!.. your alive ... that makes three of us!" said jonsep "surely now we can try?... stu". "NO!" said stu waving them away and looking coldly into the sunset that seemed to herald an uncertain ( and possibly gay) future" we need a.. a... Woo-man". "Jonsep and Magic mouthed the last word silently and shrugged". Just then a powerfully confident and self assured blurr of 100% women flew through the sky and landed next to them. "Angiebabe? is... is that you?" minced Magic ... "YES pretty little girl... it is ME!" said angiebabe. " yo what's with the wings bro?" asked stu in an unconvincing american accent. After Angibabe's third double take ( that's 6 in all) she looked at stu quizzically then said "the radiation form the blast must have trigged this wired mutation .... I CAN FLY BITCHES!!!... now what was that about repopulating the world?... because check this out!!!"

...dont give up your day job.

The cat sat on the mat...

awww reeeeow... that's cold ... and anyway if I gave up my day job who'd pimp out your mum?

hehe someone carry on the story..
andyman's "The cat sat on the mat..." is the best follow up so far

+ Respect :thumbs:

yeah thought you'd like that.. I've learnt the hard way which members who don't mind having the p*ss taken as opposed to the ones who have the report button hotkeyed.

Beware the futility of a life taken seriously :wink:.

ooh can i buy that sounds good:thumbs:

LMAO:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

now thats the best opening line for a story I've seen :whistle:

LOL.
Love it.