\'You learn something new everyday\'
 

Is so true! What have you learnt today?

Yesterday I learned loads of Islamic history. But as for today...erm... I learned that Diva! was closing down. That's about it, admittedly.

iv learnt that rats do bite!! fat sh*t!!!!:devil: edit.. the rat not you.

That I am the only person in my form class who 100% wants to get married... That upsets me.

I learnt that Asda, Sainsbury's and Tesco were not allowed to buy over Safeway. :tongue: How interesting...lol.

In Belfast safeway was bought by Curleys then Curleys was bought by Sainsbury's...

Tesco ftw.

I learnt that in tesco you cant buy more than 2 things of ibupforen

Emm what I can remember of what I learned,lol.

MIOC is medical intern on call
When putting on an oxygen saturation meter the light must be on the nailbed
Timpanic means in the ear
Sublinguary is under the tongue
How to make hospital beds(why the hell they can't have fitted sheets I don't know!)
How to bleep a doctor
N/DA is no known drug allergy

I was supposed to learn more but I forget it,hah! Also if you're reading a file it's looked like you're doing something when you're not really :laugh:

I learnt that old people should be banned from the roads :mad:

That I need to revise.
Majorly.

I learned that Salvia can make me its bitch whenever it pleases.

i learnt today that some people loose the ability to think rationally when its cold (i saw women with high heels sliding all over the place and a delivery man in shorts and a t shirt)

I learnt that I should stop voicing my opinion if I want to be unbanned from a forum...

Wtf is Curleys.

ROFL.
Exactly the same thing happened with me.
She slid EVERYWHERE.
Bless her.

My car insurance is going to cost me £2300 a year.

I learnt the meaning of the word 'gauzy'! :D

I learnt that even the nicest people can be deceiving... :hugesmile:

For which car?

I learnt that portsmouth have accepted an offer from tottenham for jermain defoe :hugesmile:

Vaxuahall Astra.. 3 door, 1.8...

My friend just told me we only use 10% of our brains, and we could move objects if we used more :shocked::shocked:

I learnt that some girl in the year above me had a 3some with a stranger and her boyfriend at a party :nono:

:whistle::whistle::whistle: ive learnt norhing new today

that the csa are about as useful as a chocolate teapot in the sahara