Stu wants YOU! [Or \'\'Help Me Make A Tit Of Myself On Air\'\']
 

This month, your humble homoerotic man thing has decided to take to the air in a sea of hopeless optimism, misanthropic humanism and lots of dick jokes. However, I do not want this show to be an ego trip as I lost my ego two years ago due to ingestion of psilocybin mushrooms. Therefore I need content to fill the show and that is where you guys come in...

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Im asking for YOUR help on the following...


- Each of you U2U ME each week, suggesting anything under the heavans to be included in a weekly feature ''**** things of the week''.


-Do the same, in the same U2U if you wish, for another simmilar feature ''Great ways for Channel 4 to waste a lot of money on Big Brother 10''.


-Again, same thing, but this is for a feature called ''Twighlight Zone TiBB'' - suggest to me the absoloute worst of TiBB. Posts, threads, you name it - I rip it!


-Once again, same drill, except for a rather special feature I call ''I smash something in front of the mic and you get to hear it''. What gets smashed? You tell me!


So get to it, folks! You may also suggest other informal ideas here for the show in general. The most likely scenario is that your ideas WILL make it to air as I am incredibly stupid.

Want me to say something? After all, hearing something you said a while ago is pretty cool. Say something here. I will say it on the air. Simple. Yet somehow it bears room for untapped potential.

ew.
didn't you leave?

Lovesatt.

You would.

Stu... I would sex your accent.

Yeah. Welcome to prolonged weeks of getting slagged off on air.

No! Jen
:sad:

Thats showbiz.
Fame has a price y'know.

D:
But its Irish and sexy.
I have the ugly irish accent...
and at the risk of sounding stereotypical, he sounds like Colin Farrel.

:lovedup::lovedup:

obv. :rolleyes:

Fortunately intelligence and character are both priceless. Two things you will never posses.

Bitch, please.
Obv is reserved for Jen's use only.

I see. Kinda like how her ass is reserved for your head.

Ouch, that was actually an awesome comeback.
:shocked:

Depending on how nice Jen's ass is, that could be a compliment or an insult. Haha.


Don't fight :(

Go Gazbo!

I've U2U'd my suggestions in :bigsmile:

:shocked:

Yes... just like that.

:P

Ouch Hugo, fetch some ice for those burns....

Hahaha.
Epic.

Keep going, guys. This thread is the vaginal dartboard of decay my darts of poison reproduction require. Nobody dare lock this thread on the grounds that it is going nowhere. As this thread is meant to go nowhere, it is succeeding in its primary objective.

Nice rewrite. :thumbs2:

Aye. She needed filling out. I have a nasty habit of adding words to words, hence why a disclaimer will be put out at the start of each broadcast.

Hot.:thumbs:

When is this audio orgy in question airing?

I believe it will air towards the end of January. Thursday nights.