Chat up lines
 

Write a few classic chat up lines or lines you have used before

Do you live on a chicken farm, because your good at raising co*cks"

Haha

Haha Lewis I never heard that one before, I shall use it. No not really. The most recent one I can remember from on thetelly isn't really one but I use it for people I don't like, Are you a fishmonger, coz you stink. It came from a programme on BBC3, it was before Snog, Marry, Avoid.

I don't use chat up lines, never had them used on me.
I find them cringey and cheesy. I wouldn't give a guy that used chat up lines the time of day, except maybe to laugh at.

I go for charmers.
Literally, charm me into bed. haha. -slut- :|

You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life :love:

ha, most cringiest one I've ever heard is you can use me as an inflatable chair. Put your mouth on the mouth piece, give it a good blow then when I'm done I'll let everything out until its flat.

:nono:

Omg did u fall from the sky???? cos isnt that where angels come from?

The cheesiest = Do you believe in love at first sight, or shall I walk by again?

lol iv heard that one before.