Sickipedia ( Rated 18 By the Arista Law)
 

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Ive been looking at this site all day

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub.
She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men".
So he stabs her & nicks her purse.

:joker:

I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today.

Unfortunately, it's only for victims.

hahahaha

The other day I needed to pay a visit to the public toilet, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles.

One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.

A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?"

Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied, "Not too bad, thanks."

After a short pause, I heard the voice again. "So, what are you up to?"

Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "Just having a quick s_hit... How about yourself?"

The next thing I heard him say was, "Sorry, mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some c_unt in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say."

Dear Jonathan Ross,

I've just shagged your daughter. Who's laughing now?

Lots of love,

Gary Glitter x

I'm always in that site... some of them are well sick, but also well funny.. :P

Strange, my friend was telling me about that site yesterday because he came across some Jade Goody jokes.

This looks like just my idea of humour :tongue:

What will Jade Goody be doing next Christmas?

Baby sitting for David Cameron.

Andy you should add Rated 18
on the Title.

Josef Fritzl is sitting in the pub one day having a good moan about life to his Arab mate.

He says, "My daughter's driving me up the bloody wall. She won't do as she's told, she won't do her chores, I am at my wit's end with what to with her. Any advice Akhmed? How would you deal with this sort of problem in your country?"

Akhmed replies, "Oh I don't know... sell her?"

Josef thinks, "Ahh... cellar..."

:laugh2:

Sing a song of incest,
Imprisoned for a while.
3 inbreds and their mother,
And a paedophile.
When the door was opened,
the kids began to sing.
That dirty rotten b.astard,
F.ucked us up the ring.

Lol!! And thats a real lol, not a fake lol we always write...

More sick and twisted the better!

Think fast!

F- Fit - is she fit?
A- Alone - Is she alone?
S- Secluded- Is the area Secluded?
T- Time - Its time to rape

hahahaha... Pukka! :laugh:

Lol all of these are quality.

I love going gay clubbing!

My only problem is wiping the blood off my baseball bat afterwards.

LOL :laugh3:

You've ONLY just found this site? O_O

Yes :hugesmile:

Day 1 in heaven, and Jade Goody is facing eviction.

LOL!!!!!

never saw that one

LMAO.

It's not on it - I made it up and wanted an excuse to post it

A man walks into a petrol station and says, "Can I please have a KitKat Chunky?"

The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.

"No," says the man, "I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch."