Have you?
 

Ever had a boner in the morning, obvs morning wood... anyway, do you hate it when sometimes you don't realise because you just got up and you feel like a zombie... I sometimes forget and walk downstairs, other times I have to tuck it up into my boxers waistline till it goes down...

- In a Scottish accent -

Every. Single. Day.

Morning wood FTL.

I never forget, I take advantage of the situation.

-raises eyebrow-

lol I always realise bebz...plus I have a shower before going upstairs

It's stupid. I'm not even horny in my sleep.

Lol,

I got out of bed to turn my alarm off the other day..

My mum walked in so i quickly turned around and walked back to my bed without turning round got in n under the cover lol.

You did that well... :tongue:

My Mam did that too, I pure scuttled into bed and put the covers up to my neck haha!:thumbs2:

LOL


This thread made me thought about that movie

"40 year old virgin"

Where he gets out of bed and hes like walking to the toilet and he has a hard on every single morning lol.

Lauren will be along shortly with an explanation :tongue:

I just don't get out till I am settled :hugesmile:

Gather around kids! It's time for Lauren's Random Facts Time!

YAYYY!

:dance2:

*claps in excitement*