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Imagine a world very similar to ours. Where fiction is reality, and the events about to be told are happening in front of your eyes. Over the next few weeks you will be evicting TiBB Members from a 'Imaginary' big brother...

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Bruvva's Shame Accademy
Shamefull singer Dean Dez, failure of Fame Accademy is rumoured to be the next addition to the series. Horny sex bomb Conzors, well known for his wild on-cam antics told us, urinating himself laughing 'Dezzy sang loads of well good songs like Womanizer LOL I'm so horny babe" and then went on to say 'he is a stud and will be well good' in the series.

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Dean performing 'Womanizer'

It is also believed that Irish lesbian DJ Jen will be hotting up the house, alongside various other sex fuelled faces.

It is rumoured that this years housemates will experience the most gruelling experience ever - meeting ALIENS and heading into space with NASA on one of the food tasks. Our insider said the series would be 'good'.

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Big Bruv Gets ******-Tastic

The Daily star has recieved evidence to prove that Big Bruv bosses are sending in a transexual party boy in to this years series. The housemate, known as Harry is rumoured to base his looks on 'A mix of Pete Burns and Madonna'.

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A friends photo of Harry

A friend has told us that Harry 'loves sex' and will do anything to pull a bloke or babe into his bed, and he is determined to sleep with every housemate.

We can also reveal that in a shock launch night twist, housemates may have to perform a sudden sex change on one housemate in the shows shortest run in years, running for only 6 weeks.

Ohhh sounds well good!! x

Is this not similar to virtual Big Brother?

Imagine a world very similar to ours. Where fiction is reality, and the events about to be told are happening in front of your eyes. Over the next few weeks you will be evicting TiBB Members from a 'Imaginary' big brother...

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BIG BOOBED BABE FOR BRUVVAS BIGGEST BALLS

The Daily Star can exclusively reveal that in the tenth series of Big Brother things are going to get sexier than ever before. In this sex fuelled series housemates will be treated to a sex swamp - sexy babes and blokes will lie in a mud filled pit, encouraged to have sex to win points for tasks.

Our insider said 'We are really pushing the boat out - we will sort the wheat from the chaff when the housemates are forced into sex for food'.

But thats not all - the Daily Star can exclusively reveal that big boobed hottie Annie Millar, a previous model for the Daily Star will be driving the boys crazy with sexy antics. A close friend said 'Annie is a sex kitten - when the boys see her they will go mad'. Other rumoured housemates include french sex stallion Remy Le Russe, Swinger couple Roy and Kiz Moon and Transgender hooker Grahame Stickings.

Stick with the Daily Star.

The new series starts on wednesday at 10pm on BBC Parliament.

Haha amazing :lovedup:

P.S - If some of you want to be housemates, let me know and you may be a 'virtual' fictional housemate haha.

I hope me and Remy get it on :lovedup:

"The new series starts on wednesday at 10pm on BBC Parliament"

LMAO
This sounds amazing can't wait!

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Of course... this is the Daily Star... so the final housemates may be different to what we read.

Harry wishes he will be sleeping with every housemate.

OMG, Me as Pete yey!

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Originally posted by Harry.
OMG, Me as Pete yey!

LOL it's a bad thing!

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Originally posted by Magic

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Originally posted by Harry.
OMG, Me as Pete yey!

LOL it's a bad thing!

Possibly....

*needs more iBB gossip*

Have I missed the belfast auditions :o

PMSL the articles sound so much like typical Daily star junk.

Sounds Brilliant Sam!

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The Daily Star

OMG Dezzy as Shabaz lol.